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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673329 times)

wer6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3090 on: October 31, 2012, 01:51:28 pm »
urist would cancel pick up equipment and run like baby.

wwud if he got injected with a syndrome that would turn him into a elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3091 on: October 31, 2012, 02:28:06 pm »
Drink the magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3092 on: October 31, 2012, 02:30:42 pm »
urist whould pet the necromancer ( not sexually you bastard.)\
wwud if he was trapped in a room with a elven assassin wearing admo clad while urist is wearing wood clad. the elf is weilding a  clade battle mace and urist has a wooden sock.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3093 on: October 31, 2012, 03:17:49 pm »
Beat him to death with the wooden sock. Elves refuse to use anything reasonable as far as armor concerned (What are you talking about? You mean wood ISNT better than Candy?)

WWUD if Candy was Candy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3094 on: October 31, 2012, 03:21:17 pm »
he whould eat all ze candie then die of heartattack.

wwud if he woke up with a elf.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3095 on: October 31, 2012, 03:23:32 pm »
Kill the elf, throw it's remains in the Lava, and pretend it never happened.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3096 on: October 31, 2012, 03:24:51 pm »
realise he is being eaten by elfs.

wwud if he saw a elf with no feet and is offering plump helmets for  splints.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3097 on: October 31, 2012, 03:28:50 pm »
Deny, because he saw a dwarf offering socks for splints.

What would Urist do if wer6 used correct spelling and grammar and stopped mentioning elves at every given opportunity?
(Don't mean to sound rude but it's getting annoying...)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3098 on: October 31, 2012, 03:31:15 pm »
durming lots  and lots of durming.

wwud if he saw a dwarf not tantrumming
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3099 on: October 31, 2012, 07:02:07 pm »
The same crap he always does; drink ten gallons of booze, go on break a bunch, and occasionally do his job for once.

WWUD if the magma-spewing-kitten breathing dragons began genociding elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3100 on: October 31, 2012, 07:09:38 pm »
ride the dragon-  as he is uristmcdragon born.

wwud if he was stuck in a kobold
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3101 on: October 31, 2012, 07:31:14 pm »
Suffocate.

Which Def Lepard Song Would Urist request?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3102 on: October 31, 2012, 07:43:01 pm »
all kinds of songs.

wwud if he saw Justin bieber eating a goblin: whole.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3103 on: November 01, 2012, 12:19:29 am »
"He slim form and girlish form, along with his cannibalism, indicates that he is an elf. PULL THE LEVER!"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3104 on: November 01, 2012, 12:20:49 am »
Pass out from extreme pain, then get torn apart.

WWUD if goblins used pop music?
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