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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673313 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3075 on: October 30, 2012, 08:18:52 am »
Start brewing vodka and wearing a Fur coat (HURRAH FOR STEREOTYPES)

What would Urist do if he was forced to pull off another http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Planepacked (I have no idea how to add a hyperlink to text...)
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Quote from: Hylas on April 25, 2012, 04:10:18 pm
So, yeah, a stack of 2000 copper coins covered in vile ash that makes you vomit blood to death is my signature weapon.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3076 on: October 30, 2012, 05:28:41 pm »
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Nothing, no bones are available.

What would Urist do if his fortress became the site for a game of TF2?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3077 on: October 30, 2012, 05:39:35 pm »
urist whould  run to the  !!cave crocodile!! and scarafice kittens

wwud if corai was in front of him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3078 on: October 31, 2012, 03:37:12 am »
Snatch his daughter, who got snatched by the goblins, back.

WWUD if he behaved? Because nobody bothered to answer that one.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3079 on: October 31, 2012, 05:52:05 am »
he would get assaulted by the elf's for chopping down trees.

wwud if he sees in elf digging
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3080 on: October 31, 2012, 05:56:40 am »
Buy it a drink and go lumberjacking with it later.

WWUD If suddenly, airplanes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3081 on: October 31, 2012, 06:05:05 am »
he'd b a wheel made of magma.

wwud if he saw a elf slaughtering kittens and giant cave spiders as it was eating the other urist.

(( i have a elf came into my fort named urist)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3082 on: October 31, 2012, 06:11:39 am »
Urist is obviously a reformed elf! Save your adopted brethren, Urist!

How many Urists would Urist urist if urist would Urist Urists?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3083 on: October 31, 2012, 06:33:40 am »
All of them!
Urist McAxeLord has gone berserk!

WWUD if a physiologist came in a migrant wave?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3084 on: October 31, 2012, 06:35:46 am »
th phycologist would  be a brewer.

wwud if he saw a elf charging at him: the elf has only one hand and on the stub is a sizable bow made of adamantine?



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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3085 on: October 31, 2012, 06:55:30 am »
Slaughter him and his family, then melt the bow down to make an axe.

WWUD if he was the last one alive, with only a wall separating him from a goblin siege and a forgotten beast.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3086 on: October 31, 2012, 07:38:10 am »
Suffocate from the dust of that cave-in

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3087 on: October 31, 2012, 07:49:29 am »
Press it, because he is a dwarf, and dwarves don't possess the power of forethought.

What would Urist do if he discovered a new kind of deadly dust that makes you vomit kittens?
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Quote from: Hylas on April 25, 2012, 04:10:18 pm
So, yeah, a stack of 2000 copper coins covered in vile ash that makes you vomit blood to death is my signature weapon.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3088 on: October 31, 2012, 09:18:14 am »
Quote from: bobboy555 on October 31, 2012, 07:49:29 am
Press it, because he is a dwarf, and dwarves don't possess the power of forethought.

What would Urist do if he discovered a new kind of deadly dust that makes you vomit kittens?
Get infected and be stationed and locked in a room near the butcher's shop.

WWUD if magma breathing dragons appeared?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3089 on: October 31, 2012, 01:39:25 pm »
Weaponise the kitten vomit against them.

WWUD if the dragons breathed kittens that vomited magma?
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