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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673258 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2955 on: October 21, 2012, 08:39:34 pm »
Jump into him and drink him up.

WWUD if Sheogorath appeared in the fort.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2956 on: October 21, 2012, 09:04:27 pm »
Urist cancels fortress mode: Living in a hovel guarding the Fork of Netch Killing.

WWUD if elven Captain Planet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2957 on: October 21, 2012, 09:07:08 pm »
Magma. Its an elf.

WWUD if all B12ers appeared in her fortress as migrant nobles?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2958 on: October 21, 2012, 10:17:51 pm »
Suddenly, 70,976 mandates! Urist get sentenced to 50 hammerings, a couple hundred beatings and a few decades in prison, but the tantrum spiral gets to him first.

WWUD if the goblins came ridding giant badgers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2959 on: October 21, 2012, 10:26:08 pm »
Laugh. Laugh so very, very hard, until the badgers finish ripping apart the goblins. Then die horribly.

WWUD if... Her king was a giant badger?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2960 on: October 21, 2012, 10:52:14 pm »
Be disemboweled and eaten alive.

WWUD if all she had a craving for dwarven cheese... But there was none!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2961 on: October 21, 2012, 11:30:56 pm »
Shut the fuck up and gnaw on her plump helmet like a normal dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2962 on: October 21, 2012, 11:34:50 pm »
Hold up her sandwich, and proudly state: "This one."
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2963 on: October 22, 2012, 02:03:28 am »
Stop drinking and become a zen philosopher. (he survives by MAGIC)

WWUD if she dug so deep through Hell that she found a hole that lead down to the sky (MINDFUCK)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2964 on: October 22, 2012, 07:43:31 am »
She'd die from the swarm of sky clowns, otherwise known as undead raven husks/thralls.

WWUD if she had a crossbow-railgun that fired superheated bolts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2965 on: October 22, 2012, 08:41:52 am »
NOT ENUFF DAKKA, YA GROT.

WWUD if Belkar Bitterleaf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2966 on: October 22, 2012, 08:47:28 am »
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Sounds like he'd rip off a stick-leg and go BTA on Bitterleaf.

WWUD if a barrel of socks and a barrel of booze were dangling over a magma pit, and he could only reach one in time to save it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2967 on: October 22, 2012, 11:13:51 am »
Tear himself in half and have each half go save the nearest barrel.
It doesn't work.

WWUD if the sky was falling?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2968 on: October 22, 2012, 11:17:59 am »
The spinning sky has struck Urist in the head, tearing the muscle, shattering the skull, and tearing the brain.
Urist McSkyfall has been shot and killed.

What would Urist do if the Sun and the Moon began to fight?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2969 on: October 22, 2012, 01:16:00 pm »
Get eaten by a werebeast during the full day-moon.

WWUD while waiting for horrible things to boil over?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
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