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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673255 times)

Voyd211

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2940 on: October 21, 2012, 11:31:43 am »
Urist McMonster cancels perform innocuous task: Interrupted by paladin.

WWUD if he knew the Fist of the North Star?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2941 on: October 21, 2012, 11:33:22 am »
Kill and entire siege without them noticing until it was too late.
And grow out his hair.

WWUD if he then met Kenshiro?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2942 on: October 21, 2012, 01:57:47 pm »
Kill them in a minecart accident, somehow.

WWUD with an orchard full of lemon trees?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2943 on: October 21, 2012, 02:05:06 pm »
Lemon Schnapps.  Lets of lemon schnapps.  And he may pour lemon juice on bolts for hahas.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2944 on: October 21, 2012, 02:31:01 pm »
Build a sock-washer in it, for washing socks.

WWUD if losing became boring?
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mister Zalli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2945 on: October 21, 2012, 02:50:59 pm »
He would mutilate everyone with his old, sweaty socks and conquer the "circus"

WWUD if he would meet The Almost Omnipotent And Omniscient Player (aka you).
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2946 on: October 21, 2012, 02:52:38 pm »
Rip the player apart Limb by Limb, then light it on fire. Revenge.

WWUD if suddenly, Shotgun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2947 on: October 21, 2012, 02:59:08 pm »
Midget DoomGuy.

HWUD at the olympics?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2948 on: October 21, 2012, 04:55:54 pm »
Running: He goes the wrong way. Oops.
Weight lifting: He can lift the weight of the entire planet! He just walks really slowly while doing so.
Long jump: Urist slams into the cliff and blows into pieces!
Swimming: Urist cancels compete in the Olympics: dangerous terrain.

WWUD if a kobold master thief killed/crippled the entire army?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2949 on: October 21, 2012, 05:00:56 pm »
Watch as a one-legged war dog tears the master thief limb from limb singlehandedly and laugh.

WWUD if he could pull a sword out of thin air?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2950 on: October 21, 2012, 05:26:02 pm »
The attack pass right through because the sword is made out of no material  :P

WWUD if he went to space.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2951 on: October 21, 2012, 05:33:38 pm »
Die horribly.

WWUD if he was very, very bored and trying to procrastinate instead of do his work?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2952 on: October 21, 2012, 05:34:33 pm »
Procrastinate to procrastinate.

WWUD if the world was round.
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2953 on: October 21, 2012, 06:18:55 pm »
Dodge an attack, and fall off.

WWUD if she actually had a kind overseer?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2954 on: October 21, 2012, 08:31:48 pm »
Go melancholy because of a lack of socks.

WWUD if the Kool Aid guy knocked down the walls during a siege?
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