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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673231 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2895 on: October 18, 2012, 03:05:02 am »
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Be better than all the other Urists.

WWUD if all other life in the universe were dead?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2896 on: October 18, 2012, 03:08:19 am »
Commit omnicide, just so he can say that he did.
Well, technically it's just suicide, but that doesn't sound as impressive.

WWUD if he was a poet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2897 on: October 18, 2012, 03:18:48 am »
Write Fortress (Okay that was supposed to be a pun on Hamlet)

WWUD if his wagon suddenly went the speed of mach 1
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2898 on: October 18, 2012, 05:09:38 am »
Sound travels instantly in dwarf fortress. Physics goes off and cries in the corner. Well, it cries more than usual.

WWUD if the beekeepers, angered at being made into haulers, filled the fort with beehives?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2899 on: October 18, 2012, 05:26:05 am »
Cover the buzztards with honey and feed them to a ‼bear‼.

WWUD if burning animals were a thing that wouldn't kill themselves with the flames?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2900 on: October 18, 2012, 06:32:03 am »
See Louie's entry on the Fiery Bulblax in Pikmin 2.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2901 on: October 18, 2012, 09:14:05 am »
Pink Magma and war rabbits.  [edit]Immbecible fortress design, possible the shape of the fortress is some... object.[/edit]

WWUD with a degrees in astrophysics?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2902 on: October 18, 2012, 10:14:30 am »
Fuck all, there isn't much that fancy piece of paper can do for him when he is recruited in the militia

WWUD if he had a degree in something useful, like mining
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2903 on: October 18, 2012, 12:12:28 pm »
Mine out a tunnel underneath a Bronze Colossus, and drop it into the Underworld!

WWUD if elves tamed dragons?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2904 on: October 18, 2012, 12:23:06 pm »
Rob the caravan blind and kill the elves.  In other words, what he normally does.

WWUD if he tamed a dozen slivers (MTG creatures)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2905 on: October 18, 2012, 12:31:23 pm »
Inheirent the ability to spawn/settle plainsland and fart healing magic so long as he also settles on a swamp.

WWUD if suddenly kryptonite?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2906 on: October 18, 2012, 12:43:21 pm »
Magma. The rock is useless except for !!Science!!.

WWUD if Superman attacked after she tossed the Kryptonite into Magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2907 on: October 18, 2012, 12:50:54 pm »
Introduce superman to the kryptomagma.

WWUD if the bedrock was composed entirely of powdered and cemented booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2908 on: October 18, 2012, 12:52:04 pm »
Why would he attack? He'd be shaking Urist's hand!

Ninja'd! Probably eat it.

WWUD if he ate a Mega Mushroom?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2909 on: October 18, 2012, 01:02:36 pm »
Quote from: Cassandra on October 17, 2012, 11:32:56 pm
Dwarven ceiling has struck Urist in the head. The severed part sails off in an arc.

WWUD if she built a laser that would utterly destroy the world when fired during a fell mood?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"
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