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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673221 times)

Darvi

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2865 on: October 17, 2012, 07:15:01 am »

Fare better than your average human. And then fail because he went berserk after all the bad thoughts and killed an examiner.

WWUD if he was dorf Jesus?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2866 on: October 17, 2012, 07:53:47 am »

Not exist. Armok has no kids.

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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2867 on: October 17, 2012, 09:24:46 am »

Get crushed into a magma morph ball, with messy, firey results.

What would Urist do if she had.... A bow?
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Darvi

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2868 on: October 17, 2012, 01:16:43 pm »

Call it Newfoundland.

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misko27

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2869 on: October 17, 2012, 02:54:32 pm »

Shoot them in hands and feet, With bolts. Curse Toady for allowing creatures to graps with their upper arm.

WWUD do if elves were taking over the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2870 on: October 17, 2012, 03:07:30 pm »

Nothing, the fuck does he care? They are taking OVER the world. He is busy taking UNDER the world.

WWU Answer to this question?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2871 on: October 17, 2012, 04:13:14 pm »

Magma.

WWU answer to any other question?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2872 on: October 17, 2012, 04:15:33 pm »

Magma.

WWUD if magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2873 on: October 17, 2012, 04:16:23 pm »

More magma.

WWUD if !!SCIENCE!! found a way to make magma flow like water?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2874 on: October 17, 2012, 04:27:20 pm »

Call it really fucking hot basaltic lava flow and let it run down a hill into some elf forests.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2875 on: October 17, 2012, 05:20:12 pm »

Socks, socks for everyone!

WWUD if the last sock was lost in magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2876 on: October 17, 2012, 05:31:04 pm »

Nothing, because there's no way he isn't also submerged in magma.

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misko27

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2877 on: October 17, 2012, 05:35:32 pm »

Not care until injured, in which case bleed horribly. Nothin in DF says you have to have skin anyway.

WWUD if he made a pick out of his sons body in a fell mood?
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darklord92

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2878 on: October 17, 2012, 06:16:21 pm »

Urist enjoyed looking at a lovely looking pickaxe lately.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2879 on: October 17, 2012, 06:36:06 pm »

Dig one.

WWUD if she made a sock out of magma, that menaced with spikes of magma?
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