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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673208 times)

misko27

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2835 on: October 15, 2012, 11:59:08 pm »

Mine through the bottom, cause massive cave-in. Watch as physics cease to exist and time grinds to a halt.

WWUD if a pansy elven Overseer to power?
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hops

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2836 on: October 16, 2012, 12:00:18 am »

@Hanslanda since I got ninja'd

Gouge out his eyes since he knew whatever he see after that will all look ugly.

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WWUD if there were trains in DF.
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Hanslanda

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2837 on: October 16, 2012, 12:05:39 am »

Weaponize them.

WWUD if someone attacked him with a traincar?
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misko27

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2838 on: October 16, 2012, 12:10:39 am »

Kill conducter, Tie elf to track, giggle fiendidshly.

WWUD if a Tree that grows Adamantine Wafers appeared nearby?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2839 on: October 16, 2012, 12:17:13 am »

Convert worship the holy fuck out of Armok, protect the tree, and take the fruit it bears. Then use it to make an artifact adamantine mini forge.

WWUD if there was a tree nearby whose fruit possessed magickal properties, according to some highly intoxicated elf or other?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2840 on: October 16, 2012, 12:44:03 am »

WWUD if a pansy elven Overseer to power?

Umm, hi. I'm right here. >.>



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Burn it. It's obviously been defiled by one too many elves.

WWUD if infinite power?
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hops

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2841 on: October 16, 2012, 12:45:31 am »

highly intoxicated elf

Nah. i think we can get along.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2842 on: October 16, 2012, 12:51:17 am »

Nothing, because infinite UNLIMITIED POWER is already a thing.

WWUD if he discovered Armok's anvil?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2843 on: October 16, 2012, 12:56:50 am »

Urist McMooder have created Armokrulez, a blood sock menacing with spikes of slade.

WWD if his name suddenly turned into a smiley.
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darklord92

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2844 on: October 16, 2012, 01:56:38 am »

Become the baron of ☺ / receive first unfortunate accident in fort

WWUD if she was suddenly turned into a kobold/cutebold!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2845 on: October 16, 2012, 01:58:32 am »

Be not a Urist. Be a Corai.

WWUD if he find out somewhere in an alternate universe, a game Kobold Camp is made, and a guy named Urist is modding in cutewarfs.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2846 on: October 16, 2012, 10:24:31 am »

Feel that twinge in the back of his skull, the one that says "this is wrong, time to beat allies with assorted furniture".

WWUD if child rights activists demanded proper educational services be provided (i.e. school)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2847 on: October 16, 2012, 11:39:25 am »

Teach children in the only way he knows how: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=91093.0
WWUD if epic battle between Cacame and Holistic Detective?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2848 on: October 16, 2012, 04:28:25 pm »

Explode, along with the rest of the multiverse as it cannot contain such epic crossovers.

WWUD if he had to mine with his feet, not a pick?
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2849 on: October 16, 2012, 04:41:02 pm »

Dig everything by accident.

WWUD if Cacame, Holistic Detective, Urist, Necro910, and other forum badasses joined together to fight Armok?
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