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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673139 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2700 on: October 12, 2012, 04:31:05 pm »
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Not care, for GreatWyrmGold is a alien concept to him.
BTW, how do you know he doesn't have original answers already at 23 posts?
WWUD if the place he embarked upon had A surface of spoilerite? ((spoilerite, not candy))

I have always had a good reason for Urist to do nothing. At first it was the best answer, now merely a good one.

As misko has issues with my answers, let him answer this one.
Hey dude, woah, no disrespect. I was just curious as to why she referenced your name, and I said that automatically when I responded. I'll take it down if you feel bad.
Somehow I mistook you for that guy who keeps being angry at my responses. Sorry about that.

Anyways...Whaddya think the dwarves would do if their various organs and limbs got eaten?

What would Urist do with a healing factor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2701 on: October 12, 2012, 04:33:31 pm »
Drink until liver failure.
If you're going to point out how that isn't going to happen then you don't get the point.

WWUD if it started raining literal candy?
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misko27

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2702 on: October 12, 2012, 05:07:44 pm »
Attempt to smelt this strange material. Failiny/Suceeding at that, kill goblins with them.

WWUD when chestnuts can be roasted?
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2703 on: October 12, 2012, 05:18:36 pm »
Magma.

What would Urist do if she could summon Magma at will?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2704 on: October 12, 2012, 05:32:48 pm »
Be the end of the fortress next time she throws a tantrum.

WWUD if he was a member of a wacky TV sitcom?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2705 on: October 12, 2012, 05:55:58 pm »
The director if he could play the part of Obok Meatgod.

What would Urist do if the overseer gave him a cup of jello?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2706 on: October 12, 2012, 07:25:07 pm »
Build a shield out of it.

Urist blocks the flying copper bolt with his *Gelatin Shield*!
The copper bolt strikes the goblin in the head, tearing the muscles, pushing the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The goblin crossbowlin has been struck down!

WWUD if jello was used to build his bedroom?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2707 on: October 12, 2012, 08:08:13 pm »
Nothing. Urist McWheeee! cancels Everything: Bouncing.

What would Urist do if ordered to design a jello-based defense system?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2708 on: October 12, 2012, 08:14:18 pm »
Nothing. Jello is a food concept to dwarves.

What would Gwindor do if he had to embark next to a dwarven civilization with 7 elves.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2709 on: October 12, 2012, 08:18:55 pm »
Die in magma like elves are supposed to.

WWUD if magma was replaced w/ cherry jello?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2710 on: October 12, 2012, 08:24:38 pm »
Nothing. He turned melancholy on the discovery and can't suicide in cherry jello.

What would Urist do if he could breathe water?
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2711 on: October 12, 2012, 10:06:38 pm »
Urist McWaterbreather cancels swim in water: Swimming in booze.

What would Urust do if he could ask one question on the Bay 12 Forums?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2712 on: October 12, 2012, 10:08:31 pm »
Urist McForumGoer has entered a fell mood.

What would Urist do if he entered this mood next to an Iron Tomato, and what would the artifact be called?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

misko27

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2713 on: October 12, 2012, 10:10:21 pm »
He would drag him off to the nearest butcher shop, make a bone animal trap called "The Tomatoes of Madness"

WWUD if I was the one nearest to hum?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2714 on: October 12, 2012, 10:14:17 pm »
Nothing, because he's not sure what you mean either.

What will Urist do when misko clarifies himself?
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