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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2625 on: September 30, 2012, 06:27:10 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on September 30, 2012, 05:51:17 pm
WWUD if Drunk humans became Overseer of his fort?

He'd die spectacularly in the name of Drunkfortress !!SCIENCE!!.

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WWUD if Elves weren't utter shit?

He'd look for this magical fairy land where the elves somehow defy their natural nature and burn it to the ground too.

WWUD if suddenly Ragnarok?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2626 on: September 30, 2012, 07:01:43 pm »
Nothing, they're too busy elsewhere fighting with the elves now that the gods won't care.

What would Urist do if he met Fenrir?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2627 on: September 30, 2012, 09:37:08 pm »
Nothing, Dwarves can't actually speak, and communicate telepathically only to other dwarves, unless they happen to be a noble, in which case their powers are expanded. Urist is not a noble at this time.

WWUD if GWG's schtick was no longer nothing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2628 on: September 30, 2012, 10:15:58 pm »
Urist would actually do stuff, but he'd take a lot of breaks while he's doing it.

WWUD if he was Doomguy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2629 on: September 30, 2012, 11:03:51 pm »
Do what doomguy does best!
Kill stuff. Lots of stuff. He is a danger-room trained dwarf-marine afterall.


WWUD if he was on Babylon 5?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2630 on: October 03, 2012, 04:19:50 pm »
He'd mistake it for Star Trek and ask where Spock is, so he could burn off his pointy ears with magma.

WWUD if he became a zombie?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2631 on: October 03, 2012, 04:23:35 pm »
Nothing, he's in a dwarven fortress. No brains to eat.

What would zombie!Urist do if he was dropped into some settlement where the people had brains?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2632 on: October 03, 2012, 06:19:43 pm »
Besides the obvious eating of brains? He'd break into song and dance.

WWUD if he was thrown off a cliff into a pit of snakes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2633 on: October 03, 2012, 07:34:21 pm »
Manage to survive somehow, become a Grand-master dogger and striker and kill every single snake in that pit. He would then climb out of that pit, suddenly sprout a penis with amazing virility, and carve a mountain into a statue of himself with his wang. He would then have many years of orgy-having, booze-drinking, feast-consuming, elf killing happiness. He would then wake up, relise that he passed out from the pain of the fall, relize that he is being bitten by hundreds of snakes, and be torn limb from limb, dying cold and alone from bloodloss.

WWUD if he met Ambassador Kosh from Babylon 5
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2634 on: October 03, 2012, 08:13:56 pm »
... Detahramet, WHAT ARE YOU ON?!

He would ask who the hell he was.

WWUD if he told Urist who he was?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2635 on: October 03, 2012, 08:27:20 pm »
Quote from: Corai on October 03, 2012, 08:13:56 pm
... Detahramet, WHAT ARE YOU ON?!

Why do you ask?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2636 on: October 03, 2012, 09:34:18 pm »
Nothing, because Detrahmet didn't post a question.

What would Urist do when Detrahmet posts a question?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2637 on: October 03, 2012, 09:54:42 pm »
He'd be amazed at how meta this thread gets at times. Urist would then probably perform some action in response to the hypothetical question for the amusement of higher beings, usually resulting in some form of bodily harm/mental scarring/magma.

WWUD if he actually realized just how messed up a dwarf's life can be in a fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2638 on: October 03, 2012, 10:04:48 pm »
"Urist has been striken with melancholy"[/color]

WWUD If stuck up a tree?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2639 on: October 03, 2012, 10:09:24 pm »
Wonder to herself why she is outside of the fortress.

What would urist assume that i am on?
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