Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 672249 times)

FrankMcFuzz · « **Reply #255 on:** May 13, 2011, 07:51:41 pm »

Realise she was the only/best glassworker in the fortress, and hammer herself because she couldn't make her mandate for glass tables in time.

What would Urist do if he was the animal tamer/dungeon master?

PotatoLord · « **Reply #256 on:** May 13, 2011, 08:24:18 pm »

Attempt to train the dragon to make flaming cocktails, but become !!Urist!! in the process.

WWUD if he dodged into a lake?

ArKFallen · « **Reply #257 on:** May 13, 2011, 08:48:52 pm »

He'd drown after defeating some lamprey.

WWUD if she was inspired to make a slade statue of the overseer?

FrankMcFuzz · « **Reply #258 on:** May 13, 2011, 09:42:27 pm »

Realize she has a grudge on the overseer and depict him with elf ears.

WWUD if he could use any animal as a mount?

Ahrimahn · « **Reply #259 on:** May 13, 2011, 10:20:30 pm »

He would ride on the back of a giant badger blending anything that gets near him.

What would Urist do if an elephant a giant badger and a carp all fought eachother?

ShoesandHats · « **Reply #260 on:** May 13, 2011, 10:51:21 pm »

Sit back and watch the fight, oblivious to the fact that they were all actually plotting to kill him.

WWUD if he was in Soviet Russia?

FrankMcFuzz · « **Reply #261 on:** May 13, 2011, 10:53:30 pm »

In soviet russia, you eat carp!

What would Urist do if he was in Nazi Germany?

Niccolo · « **Reply #262 on:** May 13, 2011, 10:54:46 pm »

Exactly the same as he is now; promoting industry and genocide in approximately equal amounts.

What would Urist do in Communist Cuba?

breadbocks · « **Reply #263 on:** May 14, 2011, 02:08:15 am »

Recognize it as a mountain home, then wonder why there were no mandates.

WWUD if she were baby snatched and thought she was a goblin?

Asmageddon · « **Reply #264 on:** May 14, 2011, 02:27:35 am »

Starve to death.

WWUD if it turned out that Armok does NOT give away free booze in dwarven heaven?

PCpaste · « **Reply #265 on:** May 14, 2011, 02:48:32 am »

Nothing. Dwarven heaven IS BOOZE!!

What would Urist do if someone offered him food while he was "Stark Raving Mad"?

Niccolo · « **Reply #266 on:** May 14, 2011, 02:52:16 am »

Wear the food as a hat, then use the dwarf who offered him food as a club to beat someone else to death with.

What would Urist dop if he was the dwarf club?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #267 on:** May 14, 2011, 05:22:57 am »

Get Very Unhappy and go berserk. Thus becoming an even more effective weapon.

WWUD if a raving lunatic (wearing a +plump helmet bisect+ as a hat) who was swinging around a berserk dwarf by the legs was walking towards him?

PCpaste · « **Reply #268 on:** May 14, 2011, 05:58:17 am »

Throw a tantrum when the lunatic hits someone with the Dwarf Club (And the dwarf club swiftly dies) and throw a throne at a cat.

What would Urist do if his cat was just hit by a flying throne?

Niccolo · « **Reply #269 on:** May 14, 2011, 06:24:33 am »

He'd snap, go melancholy and be possessed by a fell mood. He'd then proceed to butcher a legendary miner and wear his ribcage as a hat. Probably with an engraving of cheese on it.

What would Urist do if the stockpiles were out of cheese?

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