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[Ahrimahn]

Talk with the fluffy warbler diplomats fight carnivorous bronze colossi who give birth to broods of 50-100 clones of itself and become twenty feet tall have skin made of slade teeth and nails made of adamantium and magma for blood.

WWUD if Elf childsnatchers took little Urist to be raised as Acata and learn elven ways?

[PCpaste]

He'd live a happy, elven childhood, and be used as a poster child for the elves. "See? This one likes us! Why not all of you?"

But then as an adult he'd travel to the mountainhomes on a diplomatic mission, taste the ale, see the magma, feel the stone... He would ultimately betray his kind-in-heart for the dwarven way of life.

What would Acata do if he saw a fortress of pure clear glass?

Alternatively, what would Urist do?

[ArKFallen]

Acata would probably watch people through the walls (stalker), while Urist would throw a rock at the lowest point and shatter the whole fortress, assuming it wasn't made with dwarven techniques.

Non-Dwarves
Defender:"None shall breach these glass walls."
Attacker:"Kobold, punch that wall!"
Cave in spam x300
Dwarves
Attacker:"We'll shatter your walls and feast on your socks!"
Defender:"Rrrighht...I've never heard that one before."
Attacker:"Men fire the catapult!"
*Launch* *Smash*
Attacker:"...how did...?"
Defender:"Dwarves made it."

WWUD if vioence wasn't the answer?

[Satarus]

Ask a new question.  One that involves violence in teh answer.

WWUD if she had a manlier beard than her husband?

[Asmageddon]

Drink more booze than him, beat him up and force him to take care of the kids

WWUD if he was the only armorsmith and it was a week before due date of mandate on steel chainmails?

[PCpaste]

He'd learn how to smith weapons, and make a candy hammer for the justice team.

What would Urist do if an elf tried to buy some wooden items off him in a back alleyway, just before a caravan arrived?

[ArKFallen]

Sell them to the elf and justly kill him when he turns feral.

What Would Urist Do if he became a god of "fire and fortresses"?

[Lortath]

Become the god of a elven civilization, spreading pyromaniac in all elvens. And finally extinct them!

What Would Urist Do if he found a young Gorlak while he harvesting mushroom, in the cavern. Alone.

[FrankMcFuzz]

Probably have a truly riveting conversation with it, pick it up by the tusks and keep it.

And then when he got home from the cavern, hide it under his bed, and secretly feed it all the Fortress's cats until the fortress falls via protective Gorlak horde.

Nobody would care about the cats.

What would Urist do if he was a lever?

[Yoink]

URIST McLever cancels await pulling: On break  x 1000

What would Urist do in a barber shop?

[FrankMcFuzz]

Fell mood due to the pictures of haircuts and....... SHORT HAIR!? BALDNESS!? on the walls, use the Barber's skin as leather to make a moustache, sideburn or beard cosy.

WWUD if she gave birth?

[Ahrimahn]

Continue fighting the goblins thebaby then dies on entry to the danger room

WWUD if his precious hoard of 50 cats all gOt penned in the danger room

[FrankMcFuzz]

Improvised cat roast kebabs, if you can get the magma flowing again. (The magma is always flowing)

WWUD if he was a goblin and was adopted by a cat or a kitten.

[Niccolo]

He'd eat it, of course. Goblins have no love for kittens.

What would Urist do if he was told to remove the single little bug corpse wedging open a door?

[GreatWyrmGold]

He'd eat it, of course. Goblins have no love for kittens.

What would Urist do if he was told to remove the single little bug corpse wedging open a door?

Absolutely positively nothing.
I doubt anyone's surprised.

What would Urist do if she (just for a change) was a noble and was forced to take all of the punishment for all the harm she had caused?