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[brainfreez]

while walking by the corpse stockpile , urist meets his old friend Kadol , "'ello Kadol" urist said , Kadol had to bring a rotten giant sperm whale corpse to the stockpile , so he had no time to answer to urists warm greetings . "he he he , i shall prank Kadol by reviving the corpse." urist quietly whispered to himself .
"urist gestures !"

WWUD if giant zombie sperm whale attacked ?

[Detahramet]

Nothing, because he necro'd the damned thing!

WWUD if an aggressive forgotten beast made out of sunshine (the booze) attacked, but it carried a syndrome blood that caused an incredibly slow and painful death?

[brainfreez]

after month the urist fortress fell to a terrifying disease .

WWUD if dwarves had to take toilet breaks (poopin' 'n' urinatin') ?

[Mr Space Cat]

Urist would devise some way to weaponise these byproducts against the elves.

WWUD if his good friend Kadol befriended an elf?

[Detahramet]

His rotten sperm whale prank wouldn't of just a prank.

[IronTomato]

You forgot your question. I'll make one for you.

WWUD if, on his 18th birthday, he bought himself an assault rifle? (Excuse the Liberal Crime Squad reference)

[Mr Space Cat]

He'd ponder which end he was supposed to stab in the elves' guts.

WWUD if he realized that the dwarves were in fact goblins, and the goblins were the true dwarves?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Nothing. It doesn't change his cheesemaking one bit.

What would Urist do if told to make goblin cheese?

[Detahramet]

He would make it the same way he makes Dwarf Cheese. The only difference is that instead of magots, he would use goblinite slag.

WWUD if he was a part of the Liberal Dwarf Squad at the current Mountainhomes (which is, again far away from the control of the player)?

[Mr Space Cat]

He'd go do liberal stuff and completely disrupt dwarven traditions. Rather than be burned at the stake for heresy, he's shipped off to the latest inhospitable deathtrap fledgling fortress.

What would Urist McWorthlesschild do if he was enrolled in dwarven childcare as a test subject?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Nothing. He has stuff done to him.

What would Urist do if shrunken down to the size of a flea?

[JimDale]

Be scared witless by ant lions.
What would Urist McHunter do if...

Urist possesses a sack of corn, a chicken, and a fox, and wants to cross a fast-moving river to return to the mountainhome? Unfortunately, the floating plank boat is small, and can only carry Urist and one item at a time.

[Olith McHuman]

Eat the chicken and the fox, then brew the corn into whisky and drink it. Then ignore the boat and try to cross the river near a waterfall. Naturally, he gets swept over.

WWUD if a goblin dig team dug through his masterwork engraving?

[Sus]

Urist McEngraver has entered a martial trance!

WWUD if the

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legions of Hell

gained access to a Xx(copper pick)xX?

[Lagslayer]

Laugh at their failure to use it for mining, because they cannot have labors active. Also laugh at their feeble attempts to wield it as a weapon, as they have no natural mining skill.

WWUD if building too high caused divine creatures to invade?