Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 672933 times)

Detahramet · « **Reply #2310 on:** August 27, 2012, 02:16:24 pm »

Comment on the dining room.

brainfreez · « **Reply #2311 on:** August 27, 2012, 02:24:34 pm »

WWUD if he found a way to create infinite booze out of dirty sock ?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #2312 on:** August 27, 2012, 03:57:27 pm »

Screw up the machine, and the tile basically becomes a Pig Tail Fiber Sock Booze aquifer.

WWUD if the fortress was flooding from the top-down with booze?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2313 on:** August 27, 2012, 04:05:37 pm »

the fortress would fall to the mountain gnome invasion .

WWUD if mountain gnomes had a civilisation ?

Detahramet · « **Reply #2314 on:** August 28, 2012, 12:20:42 pm »

They already do. It's called the Dwarven Civilization.

WWUD if every booze drinking creature on the planet went extinct except dwarves, and the fortress was flooded with booze?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2315 on:** August 28, 2012, 01:03:17 pm »

drown in the booze .

WWUD if there was no more socks on the world ?

Detahramet · « **Reply #2316 on:** August 28, 2012, 09:53:14 pm »

RUN AND GRAB THE THONG OF THAT DWARF THAT JUST DIED FROM BEING CURBSTOMPED REPEATEDLY BY A BRONZE COLOSSUS!

WWUD if she wondered WWJD

crazysheep · « **Reply #2317 on:** August 28, 2012, 09:57:36 pm »

She'd be thinking about Jreebus, kobold god and what he would do.

WWUD if dagger?

Corai · « **Reply #2318 on:** August 28, 2012, 10:20:39 pm »

"Corai, you can't kill me with that dagger."

WWUD if oil was found in DF land, and America found out?

Detahramet · « **Reply #2319 on:** August 28, 2012, 11:02:30 pm »

Dwarves and humans would make an agreement with america to wipe out all of the smelly elves which are infesting the land of which the oil resides in, in exchange for the trick to making gunpowder and guns. Dwarves would then wipe themselves out through shear dorfiness related gunpowder.

WWUD if he could turn water to wine?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2320 on:** August 29, 2012, 09:17:46 am »

he would die by falling out of bed .

WWUD if he lost his leg and after 78 years he found it under his bed ?

Detahramet · « **Reply #2321 on:** August 29, 2012, 10:52:34 am »

Take the sock

WWUD if Urist the dining room was pathetic

brainfreez · « **Reply #2322 on:** August 29, 2012, 12:00:46 pm »

comment about the lack of pants .

WWUD if a thermonuclear catsplosion made everything radioactive ?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #2323 on:** August 29, 2012, 05:16:22 pm »

Quote from: brainfreez on August 29, 2012, 12:00:46 pm

comment about the lack of pants .

WWUD if a thermonuclear catsplosion made everything radioactive ?

Wonder what the hell radiation is.

WWUD if he was hungry, and trapped in a building with no access to anything edible?

Detahramet · « **Reply #2324 on:** August 29, 2012, 09:07:59 pm »

sit around and wait to die.

WWUD if he was in a dirt pit that he dug out, with no exits, which a pick axe, but was hungry and thirsty?

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