Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 672918 times)

Corai · « **Reply #2295 on:** August 25, 2012, 09:51:41 pm »

They're all ash demons, so he punches them to death.

WWUD if elven conquest?

IronTomato · « **Reply #2296 on:** August 25, 2012, 10:42:29 pm »

Enter a martial trance.

WWUD if he was friends with a bronze colossus?

Donuts · « **Reply #2297 on:** August 26, 2012, 05:40:30 am »

Forbid fluffy wamblers and live happily ever after

WWUD if elves liked stone?

Cheesoburgor · « **Reply #2298 on:** August 26, 2012, 06:06:26 am »

they would evolve into humans

WWUD if he got attacked by a giant sponge

brainfreez · « **Reply #2299 on:** August 26, 2012, 11:57:19 am »

"giant sponge pushes urist in the head jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain through the adamantine helm"

WWUD if he woke up without toes ?

Zecro_The_Scourge · « **Reply #2300 on:** August 26, 2012, 02:16:58 pm »

He would get diagnosed with a failed liver and die to surgery.

WWUD: MvM update, tf2?

V-Norrec · « **Reply #2301 on:** August 26, 2012, 05:43:46 pm »

Collapse the entire battlefield. Problem solved.

WWUD if he was drafted into the crossbow militia to fight a hydra.

Lagslayer · « **Reply #2302 on:** August 26, 2012, 06:02:37 pm »

Survive. Hydras are laughably easy to kill.

WWUD if the each head on the hydra breathed a different kind of syndrome-gas?

piemanpie24 · « **Reply #2303 on:** August 26, 2012, 06:11:59 pm »

Lock himself in his room and drink.

WWUD if he found out he was part elf?

Zecro_The_Scourge · « **Reply #2304 on:** August 26, 2012, 09:28:27 pm »

He would report to the dwarven SCIENCE chambers for purification.

WWUD: Played dwarf fortress in dwarf fortress.

Lagslayer · « **Reply #2305 on:** August 27, 2012, 08:36:01 am »

Engrave an image, depicting the occasion.

WWUD if Dr. McNinja migrated to his fort?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2306 on:** August 27, 2012, 09:42:45 am »

urist would be a vampire and drain off all blood to the legendary ninja .

WWUD if he had 10 arms ?

IronTomato · « **Reply #2307 on:** August 27, 2012, 10:46:43 am »

Hold 10 mugs at once.

WWUD If dwarves invented the internet?

Detahramet · « **Reply #2308 on:** August 27, 2012, 11:29:01 am »

"A Masterfully Constructed Internet. All Craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. Engraved in it are images of cats, porn, and ponies. It menaces with spikes of Microline"

WWUD if he had his own personal brewery, producing booze exclusively for him 24/7?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2309 on:** August 27, 2012, 11:37:29 am »

evolve to human and die of alcohol poisoning .

WWUD if he found his kitten dead with his best friends (Kadol Rapemurderer) adamantine spear logged in its head ?

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