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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672904 times)

Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2265 on: August 22, 2012, 12:11:13 am »

Overseer would just mine more.

WWUD if the overseer mined more bluemetal?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2266 on: August 22, 2012, 04:03:42 am »

accidentally  mine in the magma sea and release all the magma in the spiral of fun and losing all the bluemetal , last miners and last picks .

WWUD if the conservative samurai attacked ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2267 on: August 22, 2012, 03:55:46 pm »

GO GO DWARVEN RANGERS!


WWUD if it was possible for all dwarves to die of alcohol poisoning
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2268 on: August 22, 2012, 04:17:06 pm »

no more dwarves would exist (they all would die from the poisoning)

WWUD if the moderate penguin bite off his face ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2269 on: August 22, 2012, 06:14:15 pm »

He would die of thirst, because there is no god damn water on this glacier
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2270 on: August 22, 2012, 06:15:40 pm »

WWUD if human overseer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2271 on: August 22, 2012, 07:49:32 pm »

Spend noticeably more time above ground, but otherwise business as usual.

WWUD with more dakka?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2272 on: August 23, 2012, 12:46:24 am »

Burn the world to the ground.

WWUD in a cave, with a box of scraps! ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2273 on: August 23, 2012, 04:04:53 am »

urist would make the "hole rapes of crap , the scrap low boot" and kick his way out of the cave .

WWUD if a genetically modified cat bite him ?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2274 on: August 23, 2012, 05:29:32 am »

Die of an infection

WWUD if he met Slendy
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2275 on: August 23, 2012, 06:47:05 am »

Say hi and continue hauling things against orders to be in the depot, trading.

WWUD if all the booze ended up in the depot to coerce him into going to it and doing some tradin'?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2276 on: August 23, 2012, 06:56:36 am »

He would be far too sober to bother to go to the depot

WWUD if he was Obok Meatgod?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2277 on: August 23, 2012, 10:20:55 am »

he would eat meat .

WWUD if he was the spiderdwarf ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2278 on: August 23, 2012, 01:17:58 pm »

Be put in the spider stables. and produce dwarven silk for the rest of his short meaningless life.

WWUD if he learnt that dwarves have no meaning to their existence?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2279 on: August 23, 2012, 04:01:55 pm »

drink more booze , only a sober dwarf has no meaning to exist .

WWUD if he found "dry containers of emptiness , the perfect booze barrel" that holds infinite amount of the perfect booze ?
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