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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672878 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2205 on: August 17, 2012, 11:15:36 am »

WWUD if he was enemy of his civilization ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2206 on: August 17, 2012, 11:37:29 am »

Nothing. He's all alone in a cooridor, with only a corpse. When s/he got hungry, s/he would run into some enemies on the way to the food and...

What would Urist do then?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2207 on: August 17, 2012, 11:42:33 am »

Bite them to death. Then realize how tasty zombie goblin flesh is.

WWUD if, after becoming a cannibal like an elf, discovered that the dwarves had actually conquered hell while he slept, and moved everyone else down there before the thermonuclear catsplosion?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2208 on: August 17, 2012, 06:19:27 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJUHc-Yg1_U
what he was doing in fridge nobody will never know



WWUD if he was a zombie
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2209 on: August 17, 2012, 10:18:17 pm »

Cause everyone else to cancel their jobs then try to bite their toes off.
(I sometimes wonder how this forum finds half it's matirial.)

WWUD if he was supposed to be following a necromancer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2210 on: August 17, 2012, 10:33:16 pm »

He wouldent be following the Necromancer

WUDD if he found a portal that could led him into other games?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2211 on: August 18, 2012, 01:05:32 am »

Assuming he ended up in minecraft, then he would go bonkers from the distinct lake of booze.

WWUD if she met Jesus of Nazareth?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2212 on: August 18, 2012, 01:36:02 am »

Throw a party and then die from lack of alchohol.

WWUD: Thermonuclear catsplosion.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2213 on: August 18, 2012, 01:43:55 am »

Thermonuclear butchersplosion.

WWUD if when you butchered a cat, it created a dog?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2214 on: August 18, 2012, 02:11:16 am »

Urist would butcher the dog.

WWUD if he was fighting a boogey man?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2215 on: August 18, 2012, 03:14:50 am »

He would pull out a handkerchief and be glad that he has been training his misc. item user skill.

WWUD if he was attacked by a giant sponge forgotten beast? With a poison gas attack?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2216 on: August 18, 2012, 04:26:01 am »

After obsidianizing the sponge he would die from toe infection .

WWUD if he found a magical sock that makes him invincible ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2217 on: August 18, 2012, 11:49:05 pm »

Put it in his room, and never, ever, touch it again. Ever.

WWUD if Elves and Dwarves shared a common ancestor? (think Altmer and Dwemmer from the Elder Scrolls games)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2218 on: August 18, 2012, 11:58:48 pm »

Actually think up an excuse for fighting the elves: They have shamed their ancestors traditions, and must be either corrected, or wiped off the face of the world.
The other dwarves see it as a nice little story, but don't really care.
And the slaughter continues.

WWUD if she invented propane gas?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2219 on: August 19, 2012, 07:23:37 am »

BURN , BUUUURN !!!!!

WWUD if he created the Limbs of the Looping a featherwood warhammer ?
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