Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 672874 times)

Corai · « **Reply #2190 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:28:44 pm »

Yell at children complaining he keeps knifing.

WWUD if he played Arma Fortress?

WaffleEggnog · « **Reply #2191 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:35:17 pm »

You mean Arma II? Have flashbacks to his childhood.

WUDD If he had a brain disorder? What? He does? Ok new question, WUDD if he became the enemy of every civilisation by activating the hive mind?

Hanslanda · « **Reply #2192 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:22:48 pm »

We are Urist. Urist is legion. Resistance is rutile. You will be assimilated via obsidianization.

WWUD if he had access to highly advanced technology?

crazysheep · « **Reply #2193 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:27:34 pm »

Oh but he already does: perpetual motion machines, quantum entanglement machines.. so life goes on as usual.

WWUD if he had some ice?

WaffleEggnog · « **Reply #2194 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:43:56 pm »

Stand on it until it melted, then drown.

WUDD if he traveled into the future?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #2195 on:** August 15, 2012, 03:39:51 am »

Find brief employment at a brewery. Very brief employment.

WWUD if he found a booze so horrid that he couldn't drink it?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2196 on:** August 15, 2012, 05:56:42 am »

force elf to drink it from wooden barrel , after few days get bruised to death by elven swordsmen .

WWUD if he found a magical sock that makes him invisible ?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #2197 on:** August 15, 2012, 11:35:44 am »

Wear it. He starves to death in the caverns because the overseer could not find him.

WWUD if he was harboring a chestburster?

acetech09 · « **Reply #2198 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:11:54 pm »

Drink magma.

WWUD if he disagreed with some of the responses in WWUD?

Detahramet · « **Reply #2199 on:** August 15, 2012, 08:06:13 pm »

Receive a bad thought and then proceed to walk infront on the edge of a waterfall, and fall to her death

WWUD if you were actually a member of one of Urist's remarkably well managed forts, and just now realized it?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #2200 on:** August 15, 2012, 09:59:53 pm »

Tell me to get to work, then realize I'm actually due for a break right about now.

WWUD if you migrated to his fort and adopted ALL of the cats, and demanded pangolins from the elves?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2201 on:** August 16, 2012, 04:58:16 am »

i would build thermonuclear cat power plant and when it would explode i would use pangolin powered flying machine to fly away .

WWUD if he invented thermonuclear cat power plants ?

Phlum · « **Reply #2202 on:** August 16, 2012, 08:24:54 am »

apply the same tech to the elves.

WWUD if the elves realized what a thermonuclear power plant is?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2203 on:** August 16, 2012, 08:33:52 am »

protest at the gates of the power plant and get eaten by mutant cats .

WWUD if he was the last creature on earth , after thermonuclear catsplosion ?

Detahramet · « **Reply #2204 on:** August 16, 2012, 11:25:59 am »

Be stricken with terrible thoughts after everyone he knew died, and then go bonkers and run around naked screaming something about rocknut-butter

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