Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 672861 times)

bukitodinos · « **Reply #2160 on:** August 12, 2012, 01:12:51 pm »

*SNAP*

WWUD if he found a baby

Monk321654 · « **Reply #2161 on:** August 12, 2012, 01:17:04 pm »

Train it to fire catapults, Babies don't run from Goblins, right?

WWBUD if he were trained to fire catapults from birth, and had no fear of Goblins?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2162 on:** August 12, 2012, 02:48:50 pm »

"urist cancels fire catapult : interrupted by raven."

WWUD if he was goblin king ?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #2163 on:** August 12, 2012, 04:53:19 pm »

He would be as David Bowie.

WWUD with seven pounds of apples, a paper clip, and an early nineties printer?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2164 on:** August 12, 2012, 05:15:06 pm »

while hauling the paperclip to his room , he would have accident while going down a ramp . (the spinning paperclip strikes urist in the head , jamming the skull through the brain .)

WWUD if his wife was goblin ?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #2165 on:** August 12, 2012, 07:50:42 pm »

Step on the map, and then immediately shout "An ambush! Curse them!" Also, start a loyalty cascade.

WWUD with a minecart track capable of launching minecarts into low earth orbit?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2166 on:** August 13, 2012, 05:38:17 am »

use it to launch test cats into orbit , after the return cats have mutated and became super smart and then the age of cats began .

WWUD if he was in the middle of catapocalypse ?

grimman007 · « **Reply #2167 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:51:32 am »

MMaakkee *CCaatt TTaallllooww RRooaassttss* iinn ssllooww mmoottiioonn.

The great demon Edward Cullen has come! A tentacled horror twisted into human form. It sparkles with bishonen. Beware it's poisonous bite! What do?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2168 on:** August 13, 2012, 09:17:26 am »

enjoy a masterful moon snail tallow roast while all of his squad is ripping their toes off in the blood bath .

WWUD if he was the last dwarf on the world ? (no elves or goblins , just humans and urist )

Lagslayer · « **Reply #2169 on:** August 13, 2012, 11:30:21 am »

Teach them the ways of !!SCIENCE!!, and the joys of alcohol.

WWUD if he had ALL the rings of power.

brainfreez · « **Reply #2170 on:** August 13, 2012, 11:51:22 am »

give them away for a barrel of booze .

WWUD if booze disappeared and there would be no way to brew booze ?

Monk321654 · « **Reply #2171 on:** August 13, 2012, 03:12:39 pm »

Immune System Collapse due to polluted water.

WWUD if a Yeti adopted her?

brainfreez · « **Reply #2172 on:** August 13, 2012, 04:12:11 pm »

the Yeti would be surprised how hairy was urist .

WWUD if a hydra adopted him ?

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #2173 on:** August 13, 2012, 05:43:48 pm »

Nothing. The hydra takes care of goblins and foredwarves wondering why he isn't working for him.

What would Urist do if he was a foredwarf?

Detahramet · « **Reply #2174 on:** August 14, 2012, 01:04:18 pm »

Urist would dig for months, sleep on stone floors, and cry himself to sleep every nights, make worthless crap for the rest of his life, and comment on the roast made of finely minced dwarven wine, finely minced dwarven wine, finely minced dwarven wine, and finely minced dwarven wine.

WWUD if Urist was a part of the great dwarven king Cacame Awemedinade's harem?

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