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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672844 times)

brainfreez

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2145 on: August 11, 2012, 03:31:06 pm »
he would enjoy a fine bed while all of his squad is ripping their asses off in the blood bath .

WWUD if his king was goblin ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2146 on: August 11, 2012, 03:33:38 pm »
The Dwarven King Goblin got his name by killing thousands of goblins.
Thus, Urist is a loyal subject, and works all his life to make wonderful socks for Goblin.

WWUD if he froze to death in a river?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2147 on: August 11, 2012, 03:37:29 pm »
return as a berserk ghost and kill the only engraver and all of the legendary military dwarves .

WWUD if his wife was a ninja ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
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Monk321654

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2148 on: August 11, 2012, 05:27:00 pm »
Always put down the toilet seat.
I'm not normally prone to those sorts of jokes, bit I thought that was too good to pass up.

WWUD if trolls tried to eat her husband?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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brainfreez

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2149 on: August 11, 2012, 05:28:29 pm »
eat the trolls .

WWUD if his husband was a night troll ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2150 on: August 11, 2012, 10:40:25 pm »
Nothing, she'd be a night troll spouse.

What would Urist do if her neighbor was a night troll?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2151 on: August 11, 2012, 11:38:25 pm »
+Night Troll Tallow Roasts+

WWUD if there was no more booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2152 on: August 11, 2012, 11:41:23 pm »
World War over the last few drops of booze.


WWUD if kobold overlord?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2153 on: August 12, 2012, 05:55:54 am »
while fighting urist would dodge and fall down 2-z levels , shatter his first toe left foot , pass out 10 times and get killed by raven .

WWUD if he was kobold overlord ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2154 on: August 12, 2012, 06:49:31 am »
Steal his own socks, then order himself hammered.

WWUD if dwarves discovered how to make rubber?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2155 on: August 12, 2012, 06:56:44 am »
Latex stockings for all dwarves!

WWUD if dwarves could make alcohol from almost everything?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2156 on: August 12, 2012, 07:08:56 am »
"exceptional xXpig tail sockXx rum , urist !"

WWUD if his wife was kobold ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2157 on: August 12, 2012, 07:17:20 am »
Wake up one day to find his clothes, beer barrels, food supplies, masonry tools, and pet Yak all gone.

WWUMcKobold do when she stole her husbands stuff?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2158 on: August 12, 2012, 07:23:47 am »
Drag it to Corai.

WWUD if he meets Corai?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2159 on: August 12, 2012, 07:53:44 am »
"a thief ! protect the hoard from the skulking filth !"

WWUD if he was a ninja and a kobold somehow managed to steal his socks ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?
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