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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672845 times)

brainfreez

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2130 on: August 10, 2012, 09:48:35 am »
chop down the tree while standing under it .

(the spinning cow strikes urist in the head !
bruising the muscle !)

WWUD if his king was a human ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2131 on: August 10, 2012, 11:19:17 am »
LOYALTY CASCADE FOR ALL!

WWUD if he were in the middle of a Loyalty cascade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2132 on: August 10, 2012, 11:20:40 am »
Go on a rampage!

WWUD If he embarked on a unicorn-infested forest, adjacent to an evil forest and a terrifying ocean?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

brainfreez

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2133 on: August 10, 2012, 12:30:51 pm »
drown in the ocean because of bad irrigation system .

WWUD if he found a tomb ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2134 on: August 10, 2012, 07:13:28 pm »
Urist disagrees with your assessment of his fine fortress!

WWUD if the elves realized that stone is a limited resource and tried to set production limits?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2135 on: August 10, 2012, 07:17:59 pm »
The same thing they always do. Get mercilessly slaughtered when their trade caravan shows up.

WWUD if cats suddenly became alcohol dependent?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2136 on: August 10, 2012, 07:40:35 pm »
Employ the little suckers in the army with the reason that if the enemies steal their booze, they can't drink it.

WWUD if goblins stole her booze?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2137 on: August 10, 2012, 07:41:52 pm »
MAKE MORE BOOZE. OUT OF YOUNG GOBLIN'S SCREAMS.

WWUD if grimdark?
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

brainfreez

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2138 on: August 11, 2012, 08:10:37 am »
accidentally drop a xX pig tail sock Xx on legendary swordsmaster , crushing his skull through steel helm .

WWUD if there was no gravity .
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2139 on: August 11, 2012, 08:20:36 am »
Be killed by the forever falling sock.

WWUD with a green glass menacing spike that menaced with spikes of green glass, and had a picture of itself engraved in green glass?

edit: spelling
« Last Edit: August 11, 2012, 10:11:58 am by Lagslayer »
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brainfreez

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2140 on: August 11, 2012, 09:00:12 am »
he would use it to scratch his back .
(urist scratches his upper body with the green glass menacing spike , tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the middle spines nervous tissue !)

WWUD if he was ambushed by 1000 elves ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

Donuts

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2141 on: August 11, 2012, 03:13:49 pm »
Martial trance, adamantium sword. Hippies dead.


WWUD if forgotten beast with all the kinds of deadly dust etc came?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2142 on: August 11, 2012, 03:15:47 pm »
martial trance , adamantine short sword . urist dead .

WWUD if he had a steel pike logged firmly in his throat ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

Donuts

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2143 on: August 11, 2012, 03:19:03 pm »
No care, it won't bleed.

WWUD if war cave dragons and goblin siege 9001 of each?
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Quote from: Darvi on December 05, 2012, 09:02:31 am
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2144 on: August 11, 2012, 03:20:15 pm »
Marksdwarves. THOUSANDS, OF MARKSDWARVES.



WWUD if thousands of marksdwarves?
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute
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