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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672829 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2115 on: August 09, 2012, 08:46:42 am »
Nothing. Oh, look, Urist's feet are getting blisters and he can't wiggle his toes! Better get to the hospital along with the other couple dozen dwarves (minimum) that are already there...

What would Urist do if he could split into two identical dwarves of approx. 65% of his at will?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2116 on: August 09, 2012, 09:31:33 am »
Split himself repeatedly until his clones are small enough to manipulate individual molecules, then rearrange all the water in the world into alcohol.

WWUD if he grew an extra arm?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2117 on: August 09, 2012, 09:34:07 am »
drink 2 booze barrels while fighting sige .

WWUD if he had 1 arm ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2118 on: August 09, 2012, 04:15:59 pm »
He would somehow lose it.

WWUD if he could replace ANY limb with weapons
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2119 on: August 09, 2012, 04:22:21 pm »
replace his head with large silver dagger .

WWUD if magma was flowing in his direction ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2120 on: August 09, 2012, 05:23:42 pm »
Make the flood gate with him on the side of the magma.
WWUD If the clowns wanted to trade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2121 on: August 09, 2012, 06:33:32 pm »
trade them XXpig tail socksXX .

WWUD if he found a knife ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2122 on: August 09, 2012, 09:59:20 pm »
cut cheese

WWUD if he was locked inside when he saw a sock
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2123 on: August 09, 2012, 11:19:45 pm »
Get the sock, by digging his way out with his beard.

WWUD if a !!Cavy Boar!! bites his throat, and has latched on firmly?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2124 on: August 10, 2012, 02:07:52 am »
!!Urist!! chows down on crispy bacon.

WWUD if a !!Sow!! latched onto his third toe, left foot?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2125 on: August 10, 2012, 02:10:16 am »
Ask the overseer why they were setting everything on fire.


WWUD if Komra defeated Armok in a battle, and made DF all peaceful and happy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2126 on: August 10, 2012, 05:46:15 am »
urist would enjoy exceptional Armok meat biscuits .

WWUD if he won in a knife fight with Armok and became Armok .
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2127 on: August 10, 2012, 06:05:46 am »
He would give the elves wooden crafts, the dwarves rain made of booze, the goblins their own babies so they don't need to take ours, the kobolds nothing as they deserve nothing, and he would give the humans magma, but in a controlled way, because he doesnt hate the humans yet.

WWUD If he grew 2 feet taller, and became a texas ranger for a popular television show?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2128 on: August 10, 2012, 06:32:38 am »
take a real shotgun to the show and kill everyone .

WWUD if he met a short human fond of drink and industry ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2129 on: August 10, 2012, 06:35:04 am »
They'd be looking at a dwarf!

WWUD if he found a cow stuck in a tree?
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