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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672210 times)

FrankMcFuzz

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #210 on: May 10, 2011, 12:16:25 am »
Apply magma.

It is never overkill.

WWUD if he was a cat.
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Angel Of Death

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #211 on: May 10, 2011, 07:54:25 am »
Evolve into *cat roast*

WWUD if he was a grazer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #212 on: May 10, 2011, 10:09:50 am »
Graze on booze stockpile

What would Urists do if they were wildlife?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #213 on: May 10, 2011, 10:21:51 am »
Steel booze from passing merchants like grizzlies.

WWUD if his beard was burned off in a magma related "unfortunate accident"
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #214 on: May 10, 2011, 10:39:40 am »
Go stark raving mad and run around nude in front of goblins. Since he was in an !!unfortunate accident!! the goblins would become !!goblins!!

WWUD if he had struck the circus of pure Fun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #215 on: May 10, 2011, 10:42:59 am »
Watch clowns juggle, eat cotton candy and, of course, have a lot of !!Fun!!.

WWUD if he was invited to live in Circus as a citizen?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #216 on: May 10, 2011, 03:36:10 pm »
Accept, Complain about the lack of chairs lately, grow wings, learn to breath death, complain about the lack of booze lately, and go on a tantrum slaughtering many of the other denizens.

WWUD if he sneezed fire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #217 on: May 10, 2011, 03:48:09 pm »
Spend his free time in the booze/animal hair/pollen stockpile.

What would Urist do if he could have any three superpowers that he could imagine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #218 on: May 10, 2011, 06:31:27 pm »
Make water into booze,drink enlessly,and grow a manlier beard.

WWUD if he is going to slay a bronze colossus?(adventure mode)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #219 on: May 10, 2011, 11:50:49 pm »
FLUFFY WAMBLERS! DRUNKEN ELVES! MORE FLUFFY WAMBLERS!

WWUD if he was a Fluffy Wambler :O
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #220 on: May 11, 2011, 02:52:55 am »
Kill a Bronze Collosus!

WWUD if there was an elephant, a carp, and a honey badger between him and the only booze stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #221 on: May 11, 2011, 03:24:39 am »
He would be interruptedx57.

WWUD if he walled a noble inside a wall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #222 on: May 11, 2011, 01:04:50 pm »
He would walk away... Who would know? He did a good thing.

What would Urist do if he built a floodgate from the right direction for once?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #223 on: May 11, 2011, 01:36:14 pm »
Furrow brow, look at plans, scratch his head, turn them upside down, shout "Hah!", then deconstruct the floodgate and construct it from the wrong side.

WWUD if a party was held at a drawbridge and the lever was in a noble' room?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #224 on: May 11, 2011, 03:00:03 pm »
Complain that his housing was inferior to the manager's housing, and throw a tantrum.

WWUD if the only furniture left to break during a tantrum was an !!artifact throne!!
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