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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672772 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1980 on: July 29, 2012, 04:31:45 am »

they would get killed by ravens .

WWUD if he grew up in a forest retreat ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1981 on: July 29, 2012, 04:32:25 am »

Lay siege to dwarves.

WWUD if he laid siege to dwarves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1982 on: July 29, 2012, 04:42:41 am »

die of dehydration  because he forgot to bring booze.

WWUD if dwarves caught him ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1983 on: July 29, 2012, 06:48:04 am »

Go beserk and kill em all.

WWUD if wamblers had crossbows and bluemetal arrows?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1984 on: July 29, 2012, 07:02:04 am »

get shot in lower spine and act like a fish ~
carrots and death is his only wish ~

WWUD if he was a legendary wordsmith?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1985 on: July 29, 2012, 08:00:41 am »

Convince the elves that trees are the enemy, and that attacking the HFS with wooden weapons and armor is a great idea.

WWUD if Nether-Cap wood kept surrounding tiles, items, and creatures cold?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1986 on: July 29, 2012, 09:30:59 am »

he would make nether-cap barrel for cold booze.

WWUD if he was a legendary reader ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1987 on: July 29, 2012, 12:04:21 pm »

Be a necro

WWUD if he saw a !!CLOWN!!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1988 on: July 29, 2012, 01:51:32 pm »

the spinning fluffy wambler strikes the clown in the head , and the severed part sails of in an arc.

WWUD if he had legendary poet skill ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1989 on: July 29, 2012, 07:34:49 pm »

Random poem generator.

WWUD if he detested fluffy wamblers?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1990 on: July 30, 2012, 04:24:51 am »

everyone would engrave urist and fluffy wambler , the urist looks terrified.

WWUD if his both arms has motor nerve severed ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1991 on: July 30, 2012, 04:36:56 am »

urist cancels to move stuff to his room : too injured x60640942552954235923

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1992 on: July 30, 2012, 05:08:05 am »

eat it .

WWUD if he unleashed mighty forces of fun ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1993 on: July 30, 2012, 06:00:22 am »

Take it upon herself to forge the finest Adamantine blade in all the land, and go slay that which she freed from its prison. She would travel across continents, sail vast oceans, and brave terrible monsters to find and destroy the abominations that left their realm of hell. Then she'd go back to the mountain home and have a drink.

WWUD if they were out of drinks due to the execution of all the brewers, due to a noble requesting Dimplecup Whiskey?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1994 on: July 30, 2012, 06:38:46 am »

she would spend the last of her life to travel around the world and gather all the information about booze after 20 years she would make "slothpride , the perfect booze" , then she would accidentally spill out all the booze on her books about booze and accidentally collapse the pyramid of candles and light everything on fire to be lost in the history forever .

WWUD if after 2012 years he found the temple of booze and he could savescum some info about the "perfect booze" ?
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