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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672750 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1965 on: July 28, 2012, 01:24:23 pm »
Spend the next few years cleaning various body parts out of the arena.

WWUD if he had ☼1,000,934,987,423 in coins?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1966 on: July 28, 2012, 02:10:55 pm »
Ingnore them untill an economy update, or if he is in an older fort, be unable to do any thing useful until he can store the coins. (think of the lagging frame rate.)

WWUD if a dragon tried to steal his tresure.(plz don't say chop it in two or boil it in magma)
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1967 on: July 28, 2012, 02:14:58 pm »
He would boil it in half.


WWUD if he found a planepacked bluemetal longsword artifact?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1968 on: July 28, 2012, 02:25:27 pm »
rip it out of the earth .

WWUD if a strange bluemetal sword was flying in his direction ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1969 on: July 28, 2012, 03:32:13 pm »
Dodge one square farther down the sword's path. Continue doing this until he falls off a cliff.

WWUD if the overseer gave him a bluemetal hammer thinking it would be a great weapon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1970 on: July 28, 2012, 03:41:15 pm »
Punch him to death.

WWUD if he got sniped by fluffy wamblers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1971 on: July 28, 2012, 03:54:46 pm »
He would start bleeding and then throw them at a bronze colossus before bleeding to death.

WWUD if he could become any creature?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1972 on: July 28, 2012, 04:20:27 pm »
he would become a badger!

WWUD with a fluffy wambler riding a war toad (vermin) ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1973 on: July 28, 2012, 04:34:52 pm »
Wambler jousting!

WWUD if Zoidberg was rummaging through the refuse stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1974 on: July 28, 2012, 05:58:55 pm »
butcher the zoidberg and cook all the remains and stuff zoidberg ate.

WWUD if he became undead sponge man.
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1975 on: July 28, 2012, 08:11:22 pm »
He would be cut in half by his best friend, who would then enter a fell mood.

WWUD if he entered a fell mood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1976 on: July 28, 2012, 09:46:36 pm »
Kill the most useful dorf! and make him into some armor!

WWUD if he got hit by an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1977 on: July 28, 2012, 11:46:54 pm »
Punch the little bastard back. No self respecting rock dweller would let a tree humper get the last blow.

WWUD if the elf bastard kept dodging?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1978 on: July 29, 2012, 12:08:49 am »
Make it dodge off a cliff.

WWUD if the elf was one of Tolkien's elves?
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So here I am, logging into the Bay12 Forums.  I'm not sure whether to feel happy about this, or sullenly admit the loss of what little remained of my soul after all of this Fun.  So much Fun.  So, so much Fun.  <shudders>
First things first.  You're all soulless husks of what might have once been decent human beings, drafted into a sort of moral apartheid from your better natures in the pursuit of things made out of cute animals.  I love it.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1979 on: July 29, 2012, 12:11:17 am »
It would go on an adventure across the seas with Urist.

WWUD if he went on said adventure with said elf?
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