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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1920 on: July 25, 2012, 02:17:04 pm »
he would bite them all in toes , then escape soaked full with FB extracts and hide in the dining hall !after a month all FBs would die from toe infections.

WWUD if plump helmet men created the bigest empire and eat all other civilisations?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1921 on: July 25, 2012, 02:19:20 pm »
He would make them into booze.

WWUD if elves had skin of adamantium and bones of slade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1922 on: July 25, 2012, 02:49:09 pm »
Isnt that obvious? ;)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1923 on: July 25, 2012, 02:51:43 pm »
he would take a nice bath in magma and freeze to death

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1924 on: July 25, 2012, 04:15:02 pm »
He would misplace that job item and admire cheese.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1925 on: July 25, 2012, 04:20:31 pm »
he would bite zombies to start dwarven apocalypse.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1926 on: July 25, 2012, 05:36:30 pm »
Go to the hospital and have his liver removed after being examined by a dabbling diagnoser.


WWUD if he was unable to die?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1927 on: July 25, 2012, 05:44:50 pm »
he would get his upper spine nervous tissue torn apart and he would spam , cancels report crime : too injured x5729

WWUD if plump helmet men ate all other dwarves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1928 on: July 25, 2012, 09:14:11 pm »
Nothing. He keeps getting eaten by plump helmet men...

What would Urist do if he was in the middle of a tunnel with an artifact lead hammer in his hand, adamantine armor on his body, a masterwork steel axe in his other hand, an adamantine sword in his beard in case he drops one of his other weapons, AND at one end of the corridor was a goblin siege and the other had a barrel of masterfully brewed sunshine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1929 on: July 25, 2012, 09:52:43 pm »
Go on break. He isn't thirsty and some other guy can take care of the gobbos.


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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1930 on: July 26, 2012, 12:52:54 am »
Steal the spaceship and KILL

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1931 on: July 26, 2012, 07:34:06 am »
Issue a mandate for slade products and suffer an unfortunate accident.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1932 on: July 26, 2012, 07:37:59 am »
do a suicide explosion in dinind hall.

WWUD if his masterwork bone bolt got destroyed by a marksdwarf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1933 on: July 26, 2012, 09:49:30 am »
Nothing. That bug was fixed.

What would Urist do if a goblin escaped, stealing one of Urist's masterwork bone bolts? (FYI, dwarves still care about if a stuck-in bolt leaves the map. I guess they're annoyed that the marksdwarves didn't kill the goblins before they left.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1934 on: July 26, 2012, 04:04:56 pm »
enter fell mood and create planeunpacked Dwarven bone bolt

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