Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 672715 times)

Eric Blank · « **Reply #1905 on:** July 24, 2012, 03:02:54 pm »

Go berserk in the dining hall and slaughter someone elses' family and pets.

WWUD if the dining hall was filled with fluffy wamblers?

Monk321654 · « **Reply #1906 on:** July 24, 2012, 03:32:45 pm »

Wambler Training Program.
Making beloved Wamblers into beloved siege ammo since 227.

WWUD if everyone was killed by a colossus made of Wambler?

brainfreez · « **Reply #1907 on:** July 24, 2012, 05:22:02 pm »

in the middle of the battle with wambler colossus urist would get miserable because of the corpses , beacome melanholic and jump in volcano with his masterwork adamantine weapon and full set of adamantine armor.

WWUD if a fluffy wamblers ambushed his kitten?

Devling · « **Reply #1908 on:** July 24, 2012, 05:26:43 pm »

Well his cat would die, but DAMN was that a nice door!

WWUD if he created a masterwork floodgate.

Corai · « **Reply #1909 on:** July 24, 2012, 05:28:08 pm »

"Oh hey, I am a mason suddenly."

WWUD if he was a mason?

crazysheep · « **Reply #1910 on:** July 24, 2012, 08:02:58 pm »

Build walls.

WWUD if he was building walls?

highzealot · « **Reply #1911 on:** July 24, 2012, 08:30:03 pm »

Urist cancels Construct Building: Item blocking site

WWUD if there was a forbidden item where he's supposed to build a wall?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #1912 on:** July 24, 2012, 09:02:57 pm »

Try to build the rest of the walls, but then telepathically sense that their construction materials are misplaced. Cancel construction x200!

WWUD if the only remaining wall is hanging off a drawbridge?

brainfreez · « **Reply #1913 on:** July 25, 2012, 06:30:20 am »

urist cancels build wall : interupted by fluffy wambler

combat report : urist is surprised by the ferocity of fluffy wamblers onslaught!
fluffy wambler pushes urist in the upper body!
urist is propeled away by the force of blow!
urist is blown apart!

WWUD if fluffy wamblers ambushed his fortress?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #1914 on:** July 25, 2012, 06:50:51 am »

Construct and place dozens of animal traps while grumbling about how legendary +5 trappers are under appreciated.

WWUD with an army of trained war fluffy wamblers?

Donuts · « **Reply #1915 on:** July 25, 2012, 07:03:07 am »

Throw them at a bronze collossus, i've see that before.

WWUD if he faced 100 goblins and he only had a pick?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #1916 on:** July 25, 2012, 09:35:28 am »

Enter a martial trance and kill about 20 before they all run away.

WWUD if he knew how to build *material* colossi?

brainfreez · « **Reply #1917 on:** July 25, 2012, 10:55:45 am »

build it from soap.

WWUD with plump helmet men army?

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #1918 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:38:22 pm »

Nothing. Well, until he got hungry.

What would Urist do if he found himself in a Minecraft world?

Donuts · « **Reply #1919 on:** July 25, 2012, 01:58:20 pm »

Say "Wtf is this crap? Not even dwarfy!" and ragequit.

WWUD if he was locked in with 10 forgotten beasts?

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