Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 672627 times)

Teneb · « **Reply #1770 on:** July 07, 2012, 09:28:49 pm »

Run in fear.

WWUristMcNobleD if he found out that the overseer took a challenge that involves keeping nobles alive and happy?

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #1771 on:** July 07, 2012, 09:32:13 pm »

Nothing. Nobles don't work.

What would Urist do if his kitten was killed in a poorly-planned assault on a goblin fortress?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #1772 on:** July 08, 2012, 06:48:25 am »

Go berserk and kill everything. He now has a named goblin tooth he used to kill about half the stuff.

WWUD if all the booze reanimated?

crazysheep · « **Reply #1773 on:** July 08, 2012, 06:52:38 am »

Drink it anyway.

WWUD if he became a goblin?

adasdad · « **Reply #1774 on:** July 08, 2012, 12:42:49 pm »

kidnap a child.

WWUD if everyone in his fortress was the finest of dwarven intelligence and heroism?

Monk321654 · « **Reply #1775 on:** July 08, 2012, 01:30:51 pm »

Quote from: adasdad on July 08, 2012, 12:42:49 pm

kidnap a child.

WWUD if everyone in his fortress was the finest of dwarven intelligence and heroism?

Bring them all together to build a giant cannon, that FIRES THE WORLD AS A CANNON BALL!
Then they miss fire into the sun.

WWUD if trees attacked?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #1776 on:** July 08, 2012, 01:37:32 pm »

Trap them until they go insane, then feed them the elven caravans.

WWUD If magma and fire worked on trees?

adasdad · « **Reply #1777 on:** July 08, 2012, 03:36:51 pm »

turn landscape into !!LANDSCAPE!!

WWUD if he was durkon?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #1778 on:** July 08, 2012, 05:28:15 pm »

Realize he's not supposed to be here, and he doesn't know this Roy guy or why he should listen to him, and that he doesn't actually practice magic so he has no diea how he's going to cast that spell that asshole wanted.

WWUD if the fortress had a centipede infestation, and the cats were terrified of them?

Zanzetkuken The Great · « **Reply #1779 on:** July 08, 2012, 08:03:40 pm »

Throw all the cats at the centapedes
-or more likely-
Attack the centapedes due to cats controlling his mind

WWUD if he had to choose to go through a door, one having fire behind it, and the other having magma behind it?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #1780 on:** July 08, 2012, 08:06:41 pm »

Fire. At least he wouldn't have to swim.

WWUD if everything he touched turned into featherwood?

adasdad · « **Reply #1781 on:** July 08, 2012, 08:46:59 pm »

be THE FASTEST HAULER IN HISTORY. and the absolute worst candysmith.

WWUD if everything he touched turned into pinkie pie?

Corai · « **Reply #1782 on:** July 08, 2012, 09:03:57 pm »

Urist cancels mine, singing "smile smile smile".

WWUD if ducks invaded?

Monk321654 · « **Reply #1783 on:** July 08, 2012, 09:06:47 pm »

Duck Wings.

WWUD if a giant punched Bomrek in the face?

Steamswitch · « **Reply #1784 on:** July 08, 2012, 10:36:27 pm »

Eat both of them.

WWUD if a bronze collossus crushed his face into a pancake?

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