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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672577 times)

Zecro_The_Scourge

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1725 on: July 04, 2012, 11:09:17 pm »
He would eat it thinking it was an additive.

WWUD: If he encountered a sentient dagger?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1726 on: July 05, 2012, 12:06:24 am »
Quote from: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 04, 2012, 11:09:17 pm
He would eat it thinking it was an additive.

WWUD: If he encountered a sentient dagger?
cancel equipment pickup: interrupted by sentinent dagger.

WWUD: if he had a strange mood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1727 on: July 05, 2012, 12:21:57 am »
This is a candy blowgun. It has bands of candy and gold spikes. On this object is an image of an overseer in microcline. The overseer is face palming. On this item is an image of a troll in candy. The troll is possessing a dwarf. The artwork relates to the creation of a useless candy blowgun.

WWUD if the dorfputer controlling the magma cannon gained sentience?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1728 on: July 05, 2012, 12:26:13 am »
make a creation that would lead him to earn the nickname "Bloody Stupid" Urist. (http://bloody stupid http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Bergholt_Stuttley_Johnson)
ninja'd

While his fort was being flooded with DEADLY NEUROTOXIN MAGMA, he went on to invent COMBUSTIBLE PRICKLEBERRIES!! to BURN [the elve's] HOUSE DOWN!

WWUD if he had to choose between infinite Candy or infinite Masterwork booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1729 on: July 05, 2012, 12:31:21 am »
Infinite candy, which he then trades the source of it for one barrel of booze.


WWUD if he became the overseer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1730 on: July 05, 2012, 12:36:08 am »
unfortunate accidents, unfortunate accidents everywhere.



WWUD if he worked at the Shark Punching Center?
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1731 on: July 05, 2012, 04:26:03 am »
Punch sharks.
Then break both his legs when he angers a local kitten.

WWUD if he met a merman?
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1732 on: July 05, 2012, 11:29:42 am »
steal his bones, and use them for sock spikes.

WWUD if he accidentally he whole thing?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1733 on: July 05, 2012, 11:42:20 am »
Rebuild it from a magma furnace and a single tile of red sand.

WWUD if he found the cure for elfism?
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1734 on: July 05, 2012, 01:26:40 pm »
cover himself in it and throw himself into the treeloving horde.

WWUD if the elves had the cure to dwarfism?
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Quote from: PTTG?? on November 01, 2012, 02:45:35 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1735 on: July 05, 2012, 01:30:41 pm »
Same thing he does with goblins, who already do have the cure.

WWUD if he encountered a sock glued to the ground?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1736 on: July 05, 2012, 01:41:23 pm »
Take a chunk fo earth with him to the stockpiles.

WWUD if a kitten-sized dragon decided Urist was it's mommy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1737 on: July 05, 2012, 02:33:48 pm »
Urist McDragon Mom cancels Visit Pet: Interrupted by Shakost, Dragon (tame). x9001

WWUD if the enemy captured a command post?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1738 on: July 05, 2012, 04:15:00 pm »
Nothing. He's a bit preoccupied either not knowing about the command post or decomposing.

What would Urist do if he was the last survivor of a goblin siege on his fortress in an evil biome?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1739 on: July 05, 2012, 05:17:05 pm »
Do the most important thing a dwarf can do in this situation. Go On Break.


WWUD if he was ordered to attack a sock-shaped FB?
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