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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672582 times)

Firehawk45

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1710 on: July 02, 2012, 02:41:31 pm »
Call the next guy with a flamethrower.... or, maybe, Magma, again.

WWUD if there wasnt any magma left in his world?
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1711 on: July 02, 2012, 02:49:22 pm »
commit suicide, knowing that his purpose is null.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1712 on: July 02, 2012, 03:43:46 pm »
Yay! I can just write a question!

WWUD if the necromancer from Diablo 2 started a siege on the fort?
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Teneb

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1713 on: July 02, 2012, 04:20:06 pm »
Act like in any necromancer siege: Seal the entrance and destroy all bodies.

WWUD upon finding a flesh ball?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1714 on: July 02, 2012, 09:29:36 pm »
Training dummy!

WWUD if if he got to live his entire life again?
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EnigmaticHat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1715 on: July 02, 2012, 09:37:13 pm »
Crawl into the magma vent at age two, same as last time.

WWUD if he was interrupted by a plump helmet man?
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1716 on: July 02, 2012, 09:40:21 pm »
plump helmet roast.



WWUD if he "helped" make some cupcakes?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1717 on: July 02, 2012, 10:32:03 pm »
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Nothing. He finished his work.Or maybe it's the forgotten beast tallow he grabbed as a reagent.

What would Urist do if he was at a bake sale?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1718 on: July 03, 2012, 09:43:19 pm »
Admire the delicious horse tallow bisquits they're calling "cupcakes."

WWUD if someone mentioned the word "kobold" on the fortress notice board?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1719 on: July 03, 2012, 09:44:34 pm »
Look at the kobold in the suit oddly, then go back to hauling stuff.

WWUD if he had infinite moniez?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1720 on: July 03, 2012, 09:47:58 pm »
Quantum stockpile them. Never figure out any other use for them, ever.

WWUD if a cat-person invaded the fortress and started flinging fireballs at the normal cats?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1721 on: July 04, 2012, 04:54:43 am »
Run towards the booze stockpile to get a drink.... with his !!Cat!! following him

WWUD if he was in a masterwork Fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1722 on: July 04, 2012, 12:10:24 pm »
Not care if everyone he knew and loved and cared for died a horrible death. (Read: On fire, covered in vomit, heavily lacerated and bruised, in extreme pain with all sorts of syndromes, and all their limbs cut off.) His children too.

WWUD if he ate 20000 kilos of pure sugar?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1723 on: July 04, 2012, 12:17:46 pm »
Urist has been unhappy lately. Urist is tired of eating the same old food lately. Urist has killed his wife and children in a fit of sugar-fueled rage lately.


WWUD if he built a Gonne in a strange mood?
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Firehawk45

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1724 on: July 04, 2012, 03:59:33 pm »
(s)he would need gunpowder for it, and as everyone knows: Dwarfs + Gunpowder = *!!FUN!!*

WWUD if he were only moments before another dwarfs (re)invents gunpowder?
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