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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672522 times)

adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1665 on: June 27, 2012, 07:32:13 pm »
go beserk, because it's made entirely out of slade, socks, and adorable kittens.

WWUD if he had a storerrom full of slade, socks, and adorable kittens?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1666 on: June 27, 2012, 07:51:05 pm »
Build the deathstar, fly it around for a little bit. Hear that it's supposed to be able to destroy planets, so he does the logical thing and crashes it into one to find out.

WWUD if someone crashed the deathstar into the planet he was on?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1667 on: June 27, 2012, 08:55:17 pm »
Approach the slade object carefully, expecting clowns to come out. Then once he enters it, he learns the terrible truth.
The kitten infection has begun.

WWUD if his previously cat free planet got a shipment of cats from a crashed slade deathstar?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1668 on: June 27, 2012, 08:56:36 pm »
Get adopted by all the cats, love them.

WWUD if a fire imp popped out of the forge and went strekaing through the fortress?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1669 on: June 27, 2012, 09:14:15 pm »
Catch on fire, and go streaking through the fortress.

WWUD if he had a statue made of his favorite material, depicting that vermin he hates?
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Teneb

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1670 on: June 27, 2012, 09:21:18 pm »
Urist McPhilosoher cancels philosphy: no longer exists.

WWUD if he found himself in a noble's room during an unfortunate accident?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1671 on: June 27, 2012, 09:22:46 pm »
"URIST, YOUR THE KING NOW. BYEEEEE"


"...Yay! Im a noble!"




Wwud if the king skipped out on a unfortunate accident by making Urist the king?
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1672 on: June 27, 2012, 09:26:29 pm »
Die

WWUD if he had a pet dragon that was linked to his mind?
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1673 on: June 28, 2012, 01:49:03 am »
Get bitten in the kneecap by a wolf cub, and die from blood loss.

WWUD if he was a medic dwarf?
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HavingPhun

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1674 on: June 28, 2012, 10:19:05 am »
He wouldn't have died from blood loss.

WWud if he ate the hidden fun stuff?
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1675 on: June 28, 2012, 12:34:25 pm »
Urist: I. Eat. Your. Hidden fun stuff. I eat it up! omnomnomnom

he later exploded in a mass of infectious pus.


WWUD if he was UBERCHAAAAAARGED?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1676 on: June 28, 2012, 08:23:47 pm »
Discharge into a crowd of goblins, sending the everything sailing off in an arc.
The goblin has been struck down x18.

WWUD if the goblins were charging their lasers?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1677 on: June 28, 2012, 08:35:26 pm »
TACOS. LOTS AND LOTS OF TACOS.

WWUD if he pulled up to the fort about seven or eight?
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1678 on: June 28, 2012, 09:20:58 pm »
Urist: Wha... Why am I in a car?

WWUD if he had a car?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1679 on: June 29, 2012, 08:35:12 am »
Nothing. Someone took the key!

What would Urist do if he decapitated a nearby goblin and discovered that that goblin had the key to the car?
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