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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672526 times)

Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1650 on: June 26, 2012, 01:05:00 am »
Scream 'CACAME' and begin worshipping it.




Wwud if he became a brony?
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1651 on: June 26, 2012, 09:16:15 pm »
cupcake some elves.

WWUD if Brony!Urist was the star of a DiE fic?
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1652 on: June 27, 2012, 06:38:31 am »
Go about his life, taking his off time to read nonexistant text that doesn't exist in his world.
Also he hides that he is half pony, half Brother.
Which makes no sense.

WWUD if he enjoyed slade?
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Lovechild

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1653 on: June 27, 2012, 07:38:16 am »
Demand a bed made from it.

WWUD if he was a cheesemaker taken by a fell mood?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1654 on: June 27, 2012, 07:47:09 am »
Create maggot cheese.

WWUD if he found the dark secret behind the first anvil?
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miauw62

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1655 on: June 27, 2012, 09:16:47 am »
Learn it in a possessed mood and not remember anything of it thereafter.



WWUD if he knew he was a mere personage in a huge game?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1656 on: June 27, 2012, 09:49:57 am »
Be the PC

WWUD at the end of the Universe
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1657 on: June 27, 2012, 10:52:55 am »
Urist Mcdwarf cancels panic: drink

WWUD if he could use magic to create masterwork booze and masterwork meals?
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Teneb

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1658 on: June 27, 2012, 12:05:13 pm »
Uirst McWizard cancels create booze: interrupted by Urist McInquisitor

WWUD if he could turn himself into a sock?
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1659 on: June 27, 2012, 12:53:59 pm »
be worn by a pony.


WWUD if he didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition?
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1660 on: June 27, 2012, 12:59:55 pm »
Nothing, because the pony isnt suspected to be wearing him.




WWUD if Armok gets bored of this thread and locks it?
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1661 on: June 27, 2012, 01:17:19 pm »
Armok has been struck down!
The thread is unlocked!

WWUD if that happened?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1662 on: June 27, 2012, 01:52:24 pm »
Become the new Armok.

WWUD if he was the new Armok?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1663 on: June 27, 2012, 05:42:04 pm »
Curse an elf to assume the form of a female dwarf every full moon.  Then he would assume the form of himself and try some pickup lines. 

Urist, "Is your pick dull??"
Female Weredwarf, "Why yes it is."
Urist, "That's because you have been tunneling through my mind all day long."

WWUD, if he wasn't Urist, but the Amazing Spiderdwarf?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1664 on: June 27, 2012, 06:28:39 pm »
"Spider-Dwarf, Spider-Dwarf,
Jumps off the deep end from the wharf,
Swims away, comes right back,
Webs you up, into a snack,
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Dwarf!

'Can he kill me?' 'In the buff!
Just one bite is just enough!'
'Can he find me while seeing red?'
'If you've seen him, you're already dead!'
Look out! There goes the Spider-Dwarf!

In the darkest deep,
In the bright of the day,
Don't make a peep,
Or he'll chomp away!

Spider-Dwarf, Spider-Dwarf,
Deadly baby-eating Spider-Dwarf,
Unfazed by pain, has no fear,
He'll consume all your beer,
To him, life is a big-ass buffet,
Taunt him and he'll make your day,
Here comes the SPIDER-DWARF!
The Spider Choir has been annihilated!

WWUD if he found the plans for the Death Star?
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