Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 672469 times)

Lagslayer · « **Reply #1605 on:** June 19, 2012, 03:59:57 pm »

Get chased into that goblin ambush.

WWUD with his very own game show?

Keita · « **Reply #1606 on:** June 19, 2012, 05:32:24 pm »

Advertise the winner gets a free trip to the "Circus"

WWUD with all that stone lying around?

Zanzetkuken The Great · « **Reply #1607 on:** June 19, 2012, 06:43:29 pm »

Craft stone mugs

WWUD if he was a dragon?

Devling · « **Reply #1608 on:** June 19, 2012, 07:04:48 pm »

Lament over his lack of beard, then throw himself into lava.

WWUD if he was bored.

weenog · « **Reply #1609 on:** June 19, 2012, 07:18:13 pm »

Erect a 100z-tall mechanized, magma-powered teapot that serves no purpose (what's tea?), but whistles a tune when the water boils. Hope the musicality attribute is implemented before the project is done.

WWUD if he struck crude oil?

Monk321654 · « **Reply #1610 on:** June 19, 2012, 07:19:15 pm »

Build a humongous robot out of stone and steel, to fight back against the evil player menace, and save all of Dwarf Kind. Then throw a party.

WWUD if a Noble sentenced her to hammering for not making a Breast Plate. If she was a Carpenter?

Devling · « **Reply #1611 on:** June 19, 2012, 07:37:51 pm »

Get beaten to death.

WWUD if he was dead?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #1612 on:** June 19, 2012, 08:00:01 pm »

Throw a party!

WWUD if Armok demanded all booze in existence as tribute?

knutor · « **Reply #1613 on:** June 19, 2012, 09:21:42 pm »

This would require a mandate, and with nobody offering to be his broker, since last 7 were hammered, it wouldn't become fulfilled. Atleast not until Armok was sufficiently drunk.

WWUD if his minecart hit a deer?

Corai · « **Reply #1614 on:** June 19, 2012, 09:22:44 pm »

A 100 year long war against deers consisting on sky whales, manamaids, and RAW-editting where eventully Armok then sends us players to drive the dwarves to excintion.

What if dwarf fortress replaced reality?

adasdad · « **Reply #1615 on:** June 20, 2012, 08:44:45 am »

continue what he was doing, but with better graphics.

WWUD if he tried to weaponize the fact that weaponizing this fact can't be weaponized?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #1616 on:** June 20, 2012, 08:48:11 am »

Troll the forums with something that can't be weaponized, until the Bay12 community has a civil war, ultimately culminating in collapsing the earth into the planetary core.

WWUD if slade was a layer stone?

King Mir · « **Reply #1617 on:** June 20, 2012, 12:46:01 pm »

Mine through it using advanced ignorance-based mining techniques. If you don't know it's slade, you can mine through it!

WWUD if he could swim in magma without burning up?

EpsilonSigma · « **Reply #1618 on:** June 20, 2012, 02:38:03 pm »

Swim in magma and get killed by some lava-based lava.

WWUD if all the booze was at the bottom of a 60y ravine with vertical sides and no way down?

CyberUrist · « **Reply #1619 on:** June 20, 2012, 03:48:47 pm »

Jump down anyways and break his legs, causing him to Urist cancels Drink: Too injured. Then he whines for a doctor.

WWUD if he had all three flavors of insanity?

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