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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672467 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1590 on: June 18, 2012, 06:52:48 am »
Urist lets loose a laugh, fell and terrible!

WWUD if he was a legendary +5 siege operator?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1591 on: June 18, 2012, 09:25:32 am »
He would aim a ballista at himself.

WWUD if he discovered cheese ore?
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To this day the elven warrior castes hunt the enemies of nature for the purpouse of bringing back slain intelligent beings for consumption by their leaders and generals, for the good of nature and the survival of elvenkind.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1592 on: June 18, 2012, 09:32:09 am »
Craft cheese curds, and offer a handful of cheese curds to his stymied emissary after a long winded debate.

WWUD, if he was asked to heal a blue blooded hobgoblin with blue bandages and a bar of bluebird soap?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1593 on: June 18, 2012, 10:38:09 am »
Beat hobbo to death with the blue(metal) bandages.  Then carve a memorial statue out of the bar of soap.

WWUD when the windmill powered booze stockpile minecart access automat is knocked out by building destroyer vs. windmill?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1594 on: June 18, 2012, 02:41:39 pm »
Martial trance.

Everything have been struck down

WWUD if the overseer was a physical dwarf in the fortress.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1595 on: June 18, 2012, 03:07:57 pm »
He would be a noble.... Pull the Lever of funiness and joyment, dwarfs.

WWUD if he was asked to look after his babys?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1596 on: June 18, 2012, 03:31:56 pm »
Meat shield > tantrum > dead farmer > tantrum spiral

WWUD if the baby was used to kill a dragon.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1597 on: June 18, 2012, 04:06:44 pm »
Quote from: Lagslayer on June 18, 2012, 03:31:56 pm
Meat shield > tantrum > dead farmer > tantrum spiral

WWUD if he had to fight a dragon with no weapons arms?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1598 on: June 18, 2012, 05:04:09 pm »
Hey, you skipped me.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1599 on: June 18, 2012, 08:48:47 pm »
No!  The exact samething would happen!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1600 on: June 19, 2012, 05:55:45 am »
Get toasted, but live just long enough to set other dwarves on fire, thus starting a chain reaction.

WWUD if goblins discovered that they can drop socks outside to draw out the dwarfs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1601 on: June 19, 2012, 07:50:13 am »
He would produce enough so they dont have to!


WWUD if he didnt know what to type here? D:
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1602 on: June 19, 2012, 08:29:36 am »
Create a masterful image of cheese instead.

WWUD if elephants came and drank all his booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1603 on: June 19, 2012, 08:49:42 am »
Capture them, Train them into war Elephants, Wait till they starve and die. Keep there corpses, Abandon his fortress. And come back as a necromancer and raise them up into zombies.


WWUD as a necromancer with war Elephant corpses..
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1604 on: June 19, 2012, 03:09:51 pm »
Found a circus and become rich.


WWUD if accosted by a capybara?
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