Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 672436 times)

Lagslayer · « **Reply #1575 on:** June 17, 2012, 06:54:26 am »

Get turned back at the altar because Armok actually wanted an elf corpse instead of some silly amulet.

WWUD if this meme spread beyond the DF forums?

hops · « **Reply #1576 on:** June 17, 2012, 02:53:58 pm »

He would mandate image macros production.

WWUD if beer is spy

Teneb · « **Reply #1577 on:** June 17, 2012, 04:17:40 pm »

Drink it anyway.

WWUD if attacked by a batman?

Sprin · « **Reply #1578 on:** June 17, 2012, 04:43:52 pm »

he would steal the socks from his corps

WWUD if he became a lendery miner?

Zanzetkuken The Great · « **Reply #1579 on:** June 17, 2012, 04:46:29 pm »

Go insane and dig straight into the magma through an adamantine spire.

WWUD if he was in the fortress guard, facing off against an army of dragons 500 strong?

adasdad · « **Reply #1580 on:** June 17, 2012, 06:36:58 pm »

Urist McVimes cancels die horrible death: "THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY LAWFUL GOOD, MOTHER****ER!"
...
dragon has been struck down!

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WWUD if he was a six foot tall adopted human?

hops · « **Reply #1581 on:** June 17, 2012, 09:01:31 pm »

Drink soy milk

WWUD if this game was Goblin (Dark) Fortress

Loud Whispers · « **Reply #1582 on:** June 17, 2012, 09:21:27 pm »

A goblin child has been snatched!

Wait...

WWUD if he was the John

Lagslayer · « **Reply #1583 on:** June 17, 2012, 09:26:50 pm »

Whan you say "the John", do you mean a particular person or a toilet?

knutor · « **Reply #1584 on:** June 17, 2012, 10:31:14 pm »

Urist would scribble graffetti, "Here I sit all broken hearted, trying to shit, but only farted."

WWUD if the toilet paper ran out and there were no trees to chop down?

adasdad · « **Reply #1585 on:** June 17, 2012, 10:34:04 pm »

realize that dorfs don't defecate in the first place, and kill some elves.

WWUD if when he ~~was~~ is shipped with rainbow dash?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #1586 on:** June 18, 2012, 12:12:42 am »

He will see that there are too many stray animals in the package (one is too many), and build a butcher's shop out of foam packing peanuts. Now, when someone opens up a Rainbow Dash and Urist package, they will be greeted by a hairy, bloody dwarf, a butcher's shop, and a stack of pony meat.

WWUD if peat fires were implemented?

Monk321654 · « **Reply #1587 on:** June 18, 2012, 02:09:22 am »

Burn himself alive and then learn Necromancy.

WWUD if Dragons tried to take him away?

hops · « **Reply #1588 on:** June 18, 2012, 04:13:29 am »

He would throw rocks at it.
-crushing the skull.
Dragon has been struck down

WWUD if he got loose onto the real world?

jaxy15 · « **Reply #1589 on:** June 18, 2012, 04:38:39 am »

Throw a tantrum, and make everyone wonder what the hell is hitting them, as well as what the hell is that giant smiley face.

WWUD if he could throw the spirits of

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at people?

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