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[Caprealis]

Throw it at someone..

WWUD if he was attacking a Necromancer tower. to get the book.

[IronTomato]

Find out the book was made by an elf, and make a beeline for the candy tube of death.

 WWUD if he woke up in an elven execution room?

[King Mir]

Execute elves.

WWUD in space?

[Lagslayer]

Fall down, because the DF universe is flat.

WWUD if he found out the kobolds were secretly developing WMDs?

[Teneb]

Offer death for their petty anoyances.

WWUD if he lost both his arms and survived?

[King Mir]

Join the Fortress Guard.

WWUD if he could talk to fish?

[CyberUrist]

He would try talking to carp and be eaten alive.

WWUD if he had a candy bar that advertised "Two Hours of !!science!! in Just Two Calories."?

[adasdad]

eat it, and conquer the world in a fit of flaming science. every square mile of land is devoted to adding to urist's personal booze stocks.

WWUD if he was aware of the fourth wall?

[Corai]

"Overseer, please stop playing dwarf fortress."


Wwud if he became Armok?

[adasdad]

go back in time and create the dwarven lands, causing a stable time loop. also booze.

WWUD if everything changed when the elf nation attacked?

[knutor]

Change is always good.  So Urist would get happy thoughts at nakedness.

WWUD if a little kobold stole his identity and slept with his wife?

[Corai]

Im right here, Knutor.




Wwud if humans conquered Urist's home?

[adasdad]

what any sensible (or insane, or comatose, or...) dorf would do. PULL THE LEVER!

WWUD if the only lever in the fort opened the fluffy wambler pen?

[inEQUALITY]

Wait until a Bronze Colossus came... and then pull it, immediately arming himself.

WWUD if elves had beards?

(Slightly Off-Topic: I want a wrist band that says WWUD with the Dwarf character on it now.)

[hops]

He would label them as Cacame's sires and worship them.

WWUD if he replaced the Dwarven adventurer in NetHack.