Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 672414 times)

adasdad · « **Reply #1545 on:** June 14, 2012, 12:57:06 pm »

become urist, the master of urists.

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WWUD if:
"rise and shine, mister Urist, rise... and, shine. Not that I wish to imply you have on partying on, the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste, until, let's just say your fortress has, been reclaimed again. The right dorf in the wrong place can make all the diff-erence in the world. So wake up, mister urist. Wake up and, smell the ashes.

jaxy15 · « **Reply #1546 on:** June 14, 2012, 01:00:25 pm »

Try to kill enemies with his -steel crowbar-, but then get his brain torn by a bullet.

WWUD if he could earthbend?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #1547 on:** June 14, 2012, 01:05:33 pm »

It's called a mining pick and beard psionics. Also, I don't get that quote reference. could anyone enlighten me?

WWUD with a Facebook profile?

Wyrmnax · « **Reply #1548 on:** June 14, 2012, 01:34:11 pm »

Carve it in stone. Update by throwing rocks on whomever is tagged.

WWUD if every alcool he touched became water?

vicwarrior · « **Reply #1549 on:** June 14, 2012, 01:51:07 pm »

Comit suicide.

WWUD if he accidently discovered the raws and made dwarves be magma dependent and drink magma instead of alchool?

Caprealis · « **Reply #1550 on:** June 14, 2012, 02:39:01 pm »

"Bottoms up"!
Sooner or later he will become immune to it, And detest alcohol!

WWUD if he was a migrant fisherdwarf disguised as a doctor

IronTomato · « **Reply #1551 on:** June 14, 2012, 07:49:13 pm »

grimman007 · « **Reply #1552 on:** June 14, 2012, 08:51:23 pm »

Dump the shiny yellow rocks and continue to look for candy.

WWUD if the Combine invaded?

Teneb · « **Reply #1553 on:** June 14, 2012, 09:04:39 pm »

Dig all the way to the HFS and let the combine deal with that.

WWUD if infected by a headcrab?

CyberUrist · « **Reply #1554 on:** June 14, 2012, 10:07:32 pm »

Yabba my icing!

WWUD if he had cat-related powers, i.e. giving birth to cats, eating cats whole, etc.

Caprealis · « **Reply #1555 on:** June 15, 2012, 07:30:42 am »

He would abuse the dfhack Catsplosion command.. And take over the elves..

WWUD if he saw Timmy trapped in the well

Loud Whispers · « **Reply #1556 on:** June 15, 2012, 08:59:32 am »

Wall the well over.

And place a slab over the well.

Job done.

WWUD if Urist was about to-interrupted due to interruption?

adasdad · « **Reply #1557 on:** June 16, 2012, 01:40:14 am »

interruption interrupted do to interuption.

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WWUD if his power level was over...

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Lagslayer · « **Reply #1558 on:** June 16, 2012, 05:49:26 am »

Very little, as that translates simply to high master in skill level. If he was high master in every skill, however, that would be something noteworthy.

WWUD with a planapacked mechanism?

grimman007 · « **Reply #1559 on:** June 16, 2012, 08:14:26 am »

Use it to link a lever to the magma floodgate in the noble's bedroom.
Urist Mc~~Useless~~Noble: "Oh, what a wonderful mechanism! What's that? You want me to pull it? OkaAGWHARBLFLABBA"
Urist McNoble has burnt to death.

WWUD if he found WEPON?

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