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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672351 times)

adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1470 on: May 29, 2012, 03:47:44 pm »
urist cancels build floodgate stopping magma flow from crashing his daughter's first birthday party: existential crisis.


WWUD if he was awesome?
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Vrakanas

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1471 on: May 29, 2012, 03:53:09 pm »
Kill everything with nothing but his beard as a garrote.

WWUD if Valve bought the rights to DF?
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Quote from: SRD on April 23, 2012, 01:34:11 am
Must've been a menacing wooden dildo trap.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1472 on: May 29, 2012, 04:39:03 pm »
Quote from: Vrakanas on May 29, 2012, 03:53:09 pm
Kill everything with nothing but his beard as a garrote.

WWUD if Valve bought the rights to DF?
Be torn on the issue, do to Valves' usual well made products, but tenancy to streamline.

WWUD if she tamed a Badger on accident?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1473 on: May 29, 2012, 07:25:35 pm »
She would be like like "OH CRAP! A BADGER!"
Then she would be like "Oh sweet, a badger"
Then she would be like "Oh, right. Badgers don't enrage when they're tame.", then magma it to save fps.

WWUD if he excreted booze.
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1474 on: May 29, 2012, 09:09:22 pm »
get hit by a stray flaming wambler, and become the dorfen candle.


WWUD if he could reproduce by budding?
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1475 on: May 29, 2012, 11:10:56 pm »
Kill himself for becoming like the vile elves.

WWUD if he tried to answer this WWUD?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1476 on: May 30, 2012, 12:06:17 am »
Create an artifact loincloth with a recursive image of your recursive question and menacing with spikes of werewolf bone.

WWUD with a second beard?
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1477 on: May 30, 2012, 09:45:41 pm »
become the great Uristaeterrostocrates, the conqueror of nations.


what would urist glod do if (due to a god with poor spelling) everything some king touched turned into him?
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1478 on: May 30, 2012, 10:05:06 pm »
Enslave the king with his army of clones(and 10,000 pumps)and use the king to mass produce Urist.

WWUD if he wanted to conquer the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1479 on: May 31, 2012, 01:27:48 am »
Quote from: Devling on May 30, 2012, 10:05:06 pm
Enslave the king with his army of clones(and 10,000 pumps)and use the king to mass produce Urist.

WWUD if he wanted to conquer the world?

Urist cancels plot domination: On break

WWUD if he found himself in an elven grove?
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Quote from: Aspgren on November 05, 2011, 04:29:07 pm
It's needlessly complicated and a hazard to cats.

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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1480 on: May 31, 2012, 09:19:19 am »
turn the elven grove into an !!elven grove!!


WWUD if elves were killing and eating everyone he loved?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1481 on: May 31, 2012, 04:04:56 pm »
be content because he admired a really nice statue and eat a very good meal.

WWUD if he meet Toady One.
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Quote from: Uristocrat on May 06, 2012, 01:57:36 am
We just need to get Toady to embed a Lisp interpreter into DF.  Learning lambda calculus in order to play the game wouldn't make DF's learning curve much steeper.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1482 on: May 31, 2012, 10:30:17 pm »
Urist looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!
Toady One has died
Urist has made Dwarf Fortress v1.0, a simulation of life itself!

WWUD if a giant sponge told him that, contrary to his belief, F is for friends, U is for you and me and N is for anytime at all, instead of fire, undead, and no booze, respectively?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1483 on: May 31, 2012, 10:35:09 pm »
Urist would lay off the water, what kind of sponge talks?

WWUD if he fell into a coma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1484 on: May 31, 2012, 10:41:05 pm »
Quote from: Devling on May 31, 2012, 10:35:09 pm
Urist would lay off the water, what kind of sponge talks?

WWUD if he fell into a coma.
*Urist cancils clean self, in coma*

WWUD if he depleted all the magma?
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WHEN POSSIBLE, I PREFER TO CONSUME YOUR FACE.
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