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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672329 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1455 on: May 28, 2012, 09:26:01 am »
Just looked up that catgroove dancing video on youtube. TY for introducing me to that. Anyways, back on topic.


Thumb war with himself. Winner takes all.

WWUD with an adamantine cheese grater?
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Mrhappyface

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1456 on: May 28, 2012, 09:43:53 am »
Attempt to sh-shave.
What would urist do with a nuclear missile?
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This is Dwarf Fortress. Where torture, enslavement, and murder are not only tolerable hobbies, but considered dwarfdatory.

miauw62

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1457 on: May 28, 2012, 09:49:21 am »
Get a happy tought from it

WWUD if 2012 was real?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1458 on: May 28, 2012, 09:50:57 am »
Reclaim next spring.

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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1459 on: May 28, 2012, 10:54:24 am »
urist cancels save fortress from horde of FBs: pondering fragility of life.




WWUD if he was a potato?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1460 on: May 28, 2012, 01:10:58 pm »
He can still be used as a battery to power a magma-spewing warmachine. Or, be brewed into delicious vodka.

WWUD if the rum is gone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1461 on: May 28, 2012, 01:22:32 pm »
Be thankful there's still plenty of wine, beer, ale, brew, mead... wait, there isn't? OH SHI-

WWUD if Aquaman?
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1462 on: May 28, 2012, 03:10:05 pm »
Harvest Mermaids for their bones, then be mad when the price gets nerfed.

WWUD if a goblin stabbed him 34 times in the head.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1463 on: May 28, 2012, 04:25:24 pm »
Pass out, but stay alive for an entire year even after the rest of the squad finds him.

What would UristMcHauler do if he noticed that the very very unsafe minecart route was set to have a rider?
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1464 on: May 28, 2012, 05:06:24 pm »
urist cancels save other!urist: on break.
 other!urist falls off the track into a volcano.
(...)
Raw adamantine! praise the miners stupid urists!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

WWUD if he was saxton hale?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1465 on: May 28, 2012, 07:04:36 pm »
Punch out a skeletal whale, and make a new hat from the bones.

WWUD if he saw this thread?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1466 on: May 28, 2012, 07:23:18 pm »
Post about his <<*SOCKS*>> depicting him posing with his <<*SOCKS*>>

WWUD if he was abducted by Elfs?
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1467 on: May 28, 2012, 08:41:28 pm »
encounter a bug that makes strength constantly increase, and figh his way out LIKE A BAWS

and then get killed by a carp.



WWUD if he was "helping" pinkamina make cupcakes?
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Thorik

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1468 on: May 29, 2012, 10:05:21 am »
He would cancel make cupcakes, job item misplaced.

What would urist do if he had no containers to put his owned items in?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1469 on: May 29, 2012, 10:24:24 am »
Wear them as socks.

WWUD if he realized that he was merely a test subject in a video game?
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