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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672269 times)

adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1365 on: April 04, 2012, 08:19:08 pm »
urist cancels be awesome: no ammo.


wwud if he had a pet headcrab?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1366 on: April 04, 2012, 08:23:24 pm »
Nothing, except:
The Marksdwarf pistolwhips the Goblin Master Lasher with his iron pistol, but the attack is deflected by the Master Lasher's <<iron helm>>!The Goblin Master Lasher whips the Marskdwarf in the head, tearing apart the hair, tearing apart the skin, shattering the skull and bruising the brain!
The Marksdwarf has been knocked unconscious!
The Marksdwarf has been struck down.

Nothing, until a lucky marksgoblin shot kills it. What's a headcrab, by the way?

What would Urist do if he had a gun AND bullets?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1367 on: April 04, 2012, 09:02:23 pm »
Urist would manage to load the gun into the bullets and still shoot himself in the foot, along with shooting several nobles in the head.

WWUD with his own personal kobold army?
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Whitefoxsniper

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1368 on: April 05, 2012, 04:49:16 am »
Urist cancels self preservation: sudden idea.

Everyone would wake up missing their -pig tail socks-

WWUD with all the socks?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1369 on: April 05, 2012, 03:04:01 pm »
Put them in a pit, then build a diving board over the pit. Dive in.

WWUD if he discovered how to cook, instead of just randomly chopping and mixing ingredients?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1370 on: April 05, 2012, 03:07:18 pm »
Get sent to prison for 3 years for making the food too hot.

WWUD if he had the perfect plan for a jailbreak?
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Garath

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1371 on: April 05, 2012, 04:33:51 pm »
Take a break

WWUD if he still had the perfect plan for a jailbreak (after taking a break)
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1372 on: April 05, 2012, 06:26:48 pm »
Urist McDwarf is throwing a tantrum.
Urist McDwarf has toppled a steel chain!
Urist McDwarf has toppled a steel bars!
Urist McDwarf has calmed down.

What would Urist McMigrant do if he was locked in a room with a dwarf with really long teeth?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1373 on: April 05, 2012, 07:50:26 pm »
Nothing. He's just wondering why this new guy isn't getting hungry or thirsty...*snore* *sucksucksuck*

What would Urist do if he had to choose between becoming a necromancer or becoming a werecat with nice socks?
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Malt_Hitman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1374 on: April 05, 2012, 09:46:43 pm »
Urist would become a werecat with nice socks because his old xXpig tail socksXx happen to fall down a magma shoot and end up in the semi-molten rock.  Also, he’d get to adopt the first dwarf that he comes across right before he tears them limb from limb.

WWUD if he was suddenly ordered to hammer the entire fortress with an adamantine warhammer?
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m4davis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1375 on: April 06, 2012, 12:03:55 am »
he would hammer everyone then get interrupted by being unable to hammer himself

WWUD if he grew wings
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1376 on: April 06, 2012, 12:06:35 am »
Fly too close to Armok and be struck down to discover the terminal velocity of an unladen dwarf.

WWUD if his beard was shaved?
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stormtemplar

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1377 on: April 06, 2012, 12:27:37 am »
His beard would grow back before he could decide.

WWUD if he was locked outside with a bunch of skelk?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1378 on: April 06, 2012, 01:10:07 am »
Be kicked so hard he flies through the walls. Then the skelk raid the fortress and everyone dies.

WWUD if he became a sockmancer?
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m4davis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1379 on: April 06, 2012, 01:12:36 am »
he would turn every one into socks and where them

WWUD if there were no socks and no way to make them
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