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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 654560 times)

NonconsensualSurgery

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1125 on: November 19, 2011, 03:50:14 am »
Build a perpetual motion machine and encrust it with menacing spikes made out of gems, then come up with a way to kill things horribly with it.

WWUD to get a girlfriend?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1126 on: November 19, 2011, 11:32:03 pm »
Build an excessively  complicated dwarven machine involving magma, elf bones, and lever pulling that results in the death of not one, but two fluffy wamblers

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1127 on: November 20, 2011, 06:07:06 am »
Shave her beard while she's sleeping.

WWUD if asked to choose between MacGyver, Han Solo and Stephen Fry?
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Time Blossom cancels everything: NaNoWriMo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1128 on: November 20, 2011, 05:32:15 pm »
cancels choose: in a berserk rage.

WWUD if he was on the ishimura
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1129 on: November 20, 2011, 05:58:37 pm »
Grab her trusty pickaxe and go chop off some undead limbs.


WWUD if she was attacked by a were-capybara?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1130 on: November 23, 2011, 03:16:45 pm »
Kill it, but get bit, and destroy the fortress with her were-spawn.

WWUD if he played DF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1131 on: November 23, 2011, 03:18:03 pm »
He wouldn't do anything. He's on break.


WWUD if Toady decided to switch from Dwarf Fortress to Elf Forest Retreat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1132 on: November 23, 2011, 08:16:54 pm »
Quote from: Dsarker on November 23, 2011, 03:18:03 pm
He wouldn't do anything. He's on break.


WWUD if Toady decided to switch from Dwarf Fortress to Elf Forest Retreat?
He would laugh at the elves' pitiful attempts at !!SCIENCE!!.
WWUD if he had a cloning machine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1133 on: November 23, 2011, 08:25:24 pm »
Quote from: Lagslayer on November 23, 2011, 08:16:54 pm
He would laugh at the elves' pitiful attempts at !!SCIENCE!!.
WWUD if he had a cloning machine?
Clone his army of pet cats.

WWUD if he married an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1134 on: November 23, 2011, 10:00:42 pm »
Nothing. He wouldn't even notice. The elves, on the other hand, would reject the elfmadien once she bore a strange, hairy baby about 9 months after marriage, whereupon she would be captured by the dwarves where her husband lives and only be spared if they realised she had a half-dwarven baby.

What would Urist do if he was half-dwarf/half-elf, his (elven) mother was killed, and he didn't know who his father was?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1135 on: November 25, 2011, 09:03:28 pm »
She'd go on a quest to find a mysterious building deep undeground and the weapon lying within, thus becoming the chosen one.



WWUD when faced with the legions of the underworld that would be released shortly after the sword is pulled?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1136 on: November 26, 2011, 04:53:31 am »
Quickly build a floor over the hole with the microciline bolder she keeps in her backpack for just such an emergency, thus saving the planet.
Go on break. Then die ecstatic because she admired a completely sublime trap lately.

WWUD if he had just arrived at the site of a new fortress, when undead whales suddenly crawled out of the ocean and started to come towards him?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1137 on: November 26, 2011, 12:40:56 pm »
Nothing. Urist MvMigrant cancels Flee: Interrupted by Zombie Whale.

What would Urist do if he wrote a book?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1138 on: November 26, 2011, 01:30:40 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 26, 2011, 12:40:56 pm
Nothing. Urist MvMigrant cancels Flee: Interrupted by Zombie Whale.

What would Urist do if he wrote a book?

Urist McAuthor cancels write book: Grabbing socks.

WWUD if !!Fun!! was at his doorstep?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1139 on: November 26, 2011, 01:42:10 pm »
Scream and run outside the door, and get chased around the territory of his home fortress until !!FUN!! caught up with him and slowly tore him to pieces.

What would urist do if the overseer told him to put some clothes on?
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