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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 654554 times)

The Master

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1110 on: October 23, 2011, 03:14:11 am »
he'd say we're all loons for asking what he'd do!

WHAT WOULD URIST DO IF COWS TOOK OVER THE WORLD?!
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Time Blossom

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1111 on: October 23, 2011, 03:20:39 am »
Designate them all for slaughter, go on break for a month instead of processing them, and then complain about the miasma.

WWUD if beards could talk?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1112 on: October 23, 2011, 03:59:25 am »
They do! What, you thought dwarves had mouths under all that hair? They just feed their beards, dunk them in alcohol frequently, and that's how they get nutrition.

WWUD if the fort had 500 cats?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1113 on: October 24, 2011, 06:45:28 pm »
Adopt them all and go fight goblins.

WWUD if elven caravans brought slade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1114 on: October 24, 2011, 08:07:26 pm »
Nothing. It would take too long to haul it from the trade depot.

What would Urist do if the elves brought adamantine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1115 on: October 25, 2011, 12:18:21 pm »
Kill all the elves using the adamantine weapons that were crafted using the adamantine that they had stolen.


WWUD if he was a lever?(no sex jokes please ;))
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1116 on: October 25, 2011, 12:19:56 pm »
Be deconstructed after the fort somehow runs out of stone, can't dig any more, and the fort needed more mechanisms and die.

WWUD if he could turn invisible?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1117 on: October 25, 2011, 04:40:53 pm »
Kill all elves by sneaking up to them unnoticed and then jumping on their heads mario style.
WWUD if there was a snow clown invasion, and he stood next to 2 levers, 1 for the controlled magma flow to the circus and 1 for the controlled cave-ins on all lower level paths?
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My trade depot is set to flood with water at the pull of a lever.  It's deep in the tunnels with easy drainage.  I call it my "water for goods" trading policy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1118 on: October 26, 2011, 05:12:47 am »
Urist cancels pull lever: interrupted by snow clown.

What would Urist do for a Klondike bar?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1119 on: October 26, 2011, 06:49:01 am »
Same thing he'd do for a Klondike bear, but without the E.

WWUD if he got teleported into the 40k universe?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1120 on: October 26, 2011, 10:13:01 am »
Join the Empire cause they fit his style.
WWUD if he had the control over a killsat located over an elven forest?
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My trade depot is set to flood with water at the pull of a lever.  It's deep in the tunnels with easy drainage.  I call it my "water for goods" trading policy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1121 on: October 28, 2011, 05:43:15 pm »
Crash it into the elves.

WWUD if he found out there was yaoi fanfics of him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1122 on: November 07, 2011, 09:22:50 pm »
Cry horrible because of their elvish nature

WWUD if Jesus came proclaimed armok wasn't real
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1123 on: November 18, 2011, 06:47:08 am »
Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on November 07, 2011, 09:22:50 pm
Cry horrible because of their elvish nature

WWUD if Jesus came proclaimed armok wasn't real
Die from all the magma, after Armok unleashes 40 days and 40 nights of magma rain out of sheer irony.

WWUD if he encountered a fluffy wambler forgotten beast made of fire.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1124 on: November 18, 2011, 07:51:43 pm »
Throw a bronze colossus at it.

WWUD if he was in a cave with a box of scraps?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.
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