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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 654249 times)

jaxy15

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1080 on: October 18, 2011, 10:17:34 am »
Have it use thousands of axes and destroy every elf and goblin.

WWUD if elves discovered magma before dwarves, and magma was declared elfy?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1081 on: October 18, 2011, 10:44:24 am »
Trade them lots of wooden things before drowning them.

WWUD if mountains where made of wood?
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Quote from: Poindexterity on January 27, 2012, 10:21:31 pm
ive gotten in the habit of replacing my chief medical dwarf as soon as he gains any notable skill in diagnosis.
It's really funny watching them do unnecessary surgery because of a wrong diagnosis.
Quote from: ashton1993 on July 03, 2012, 02:48:12 pm
the conditions were bad enough to turn a dwarf who didn't care about anything mad, that's pretty hardcore.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1082 on: October 18, 2011, 02:03:34 pm »
Use a hatchet to carve out his mountain home, and use his pickaxe to mine the mineral trees that surround his fort... Then burn everything to the ground with magma.

WWUD if he was in a wooden fortress that had caught fire.
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Me: I'll kill you... I'll kill you all!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!...

UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1083 on: October 18, 2011, 04:17:42 pm »
He would search for his !!+Pig tail socks+!!.

WWUD if he was a !!SOCK!!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1084 on: October 19, 2011, 12:35:02 am »
‼SOCK‼: Come here dwarf, you know you want me.
Urist: Oooh, a sock! *puts on sock*
‼SOCK‼: Good dwarf. Now go to the coal stockpile.
‼Urist‼: Where did that voice come from? I must be getting sober. *goes to booze stockpile*
‼SOCK‼: That works too. Now get a move on, I've been through three owners now.

WWUD if he immigrated to your fort?
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King DZA

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1085 on: October 19, 2011, 01:32:05 am »
Use up all my precious materials to create an artifact piccolo.

What would Urist do with said piccolo?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1086 on: October 19, 2011, 06:17:14 am »
Drop it into a stockpile and never speak of it again.

WWUD if he couldn't life his life like a Kamehameha?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1087 on: October 19, 2011, 12:01:31 pm »
He would live his life like a Kamaha-magma.

WWUD when you paused the game to do other things? (As if you ever would.)
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Quote from: UristMcDwarf on March 02, 2011, 06:17:53 pm
YOUR GAMES GLITCH: Hey, I got out of the map boundry!
OUR GAMES GLITCH: Hey, a horrid monstrosity just migrated to my fortress! Let's recruit it!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1088 on: October 19, 2011, 12:54:20 pm »
He'd bend the laws of physics and manage to flood the fortress in blood and magma while the game is still paused.

WWUD if genies turned out to be real?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1089 on: October 19, 2011, 01:32:39 pm »
Kill the next genie he comes upon.

WWUD if Dwarves had hooves and horses had feet?
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1090 on: October 21, 2011, 08:43:31 am »
Kick every single horse to death.

WWUD if he discovered the Schrödinger's Cat experiment?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1091 on: October 21, 2011, 11:13:57 am »
If the cat turns out to be dead in the end, he eats it.
If the cat is alive at the end, he eats it.
If the cat is both, he eats it.

WWUD if he played this forum game?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1092 on: October 21, 2011, 08:06:47 pm »
Nothing. He would be too busy figuring out how to kill something with the computer.

What would Urist do if he realised that the computer could be used as something other than a weapon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1093 on: October 21, 2011, 11:37:53 pm »
Use it as a weapon.

WWUD if clowns spawned on the surface.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1094 on: October 22, 2011, 12:51:26 am »

Find out how to do the same with magma.

What would Urist do if he learned the secrets of life and death?
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