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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 681085 times)

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10635 on: April 05, 2023, 03:27:26 am »
Command the zombie to move itself to the corps stockpile.

WWUD if the zombie refused to do that and instead started eating a random child?
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10636 on: April 05, 2023, 04:35:22 am »
He would say: "I saw a zombie eat a child. No, I am not upset by this."

WWUD when he notices he's hungry after seeing the child being eaten?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10637 on: April 05, 2023, 10:28:25 am »
Raid the kitchens with his zombie army in hopes of finding a ☼plump helmet roast☼.

WWUD when he can't find any ☼plump helmet roasts☼?
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10638 on: April 05, 2023, 08:53:18 pm »
Go pester the armorer to make some so that the cook can roast them.

WHat would Urist McArmorer do if someone came to his workshop asking that he make “plump helmets” for them?
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brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10639 on: April 05, 2023, 09:05:12 pm »
Urist McArmorer would become enraged!

What would Urist McArmorer do now that he is enraged?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10640 on: April 05, 2023, 11:44:05 pm »
Urist McArmorer bashes Urist McInsaneNecromancer in the head with his forge hammer, fracturing the skull!

What would Urist McArmorer do if Urist McInsaneNecromancer's zombies swarmed him?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10641 on: April 06, 2023, 02:54:25 am »
Go into a martial trance and kill all the zombies.

What Would Urist McArmourer do now that his forge covered in corpses?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10642 on: April 16, 2023, 12:17:11 am »
Work slowly due to the clutter.



WWUD if he was Thanos?
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10643 on: April 16, 2023, 12:22:45 am »
Go into a fell mood and start acquiring as many corpses as possible.

What would Urist McThanos do when the entire fortress isn't enough corpses to satisfy his fell mood?
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brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10644 on: April 16, 2023, 12:34:14 am »
Kill himself.

What would the next migrating Urist do when he notices that a dumb Marvel character lay dead in the fortress?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10645 on: April 16, 2023, 12:36:29 am »
Urist McMigrant cancels Enter Fortress: Horrified.

WWUD whilst staring at the dead Urist McThanos?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10646 on: April 16, 2023, 01:27:12 am »
Decide he needs to get a drink and wonder off in search of one.

WWUD when he realized that Urist McThanos destroyed all the booze before killing him self?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10647 on: April 16, 2023, 01:28:30 am »
Urist pesters the brewers to make the "best wine I've ever tasted."

WWUD when the brewers don't recognize such a recipe?
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brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10648 on: April 19, 2023, 03:40:13 am »
Get upset.

WWUD now that his stress levels are rising?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10649 on: April 19, 2023, 12:11:13 pm »
Throw a tantrum and deface the statue of the mayor.

What would Urist McMayor do now that his statue has been defaced?
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