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[brewer bob]

He would feel afraid after experiencing trauma. He would feel nothing upon seeing Urist McMayor's dead body. Then he'd say "I have improved my observation. No, that was not satisfying."

WWUD with his now improved observation skills?

[TurboDwarf]

Begin to notice things no dwarven eyes were ever meant to see.

WWUD after observing Cthulhu?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Urist has gone stark raving mad! Urist cancels Observe: Too insane.

WWUD while insane?

[King Zultan]

Run around babbling then write a book filled with knowledge no dwarf should know.


WWUD if someone stole this book of forbidden knowledge?

[A_Curious_Cat]

Go to the library and read a book.

WW (stark raving mad) UD if the book contained the secrets of life and death?

[fatcat__25]

Laugh maniacally, and run around the fortress looking for things to resurrect.


WWUD if he found a pile of mussel shells?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Animate them. Urist commands them to strangle the mayor slowly and painfully.

WWUD if the mussel shells began to dance the jig instead?

[brewer bob]

He'd say: "This dancer is pretty good."

WWUD when he notices the mayor joining the undead mussels' dance by simulating a instrument?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Urist goes and whacks the mayor over the head with his book containing the secrets of life and death, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Urist McMayor has been found dead.

WW (insane) UD now that he's killed the mayor?

[King Zultan]

Black out for a bit and wake up to find he's made a table out of the dead mayor.


What Would Insane Urist Do with a table made from the dead mayor?

[Eric Blank]

Put it in the dining room and eat masterful plump helmet roasts off of it.

Wwud if he discovered a plot to steal his artifact?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Frantically raise a shambling guard of whatever corpses were convenient with instructions to guard his table at all costs.

WWUD if a villain came to steal the artifact and promptly collapsed on the floor with mirth at the sight?

[brewer bob]

Urist would be horrified after seeing a villain die.

WWUD now that he is horrified?

[A_Curious_Cat]

Urist cancels haul item to stockpile:  horrified.

WWUD if no one could be bothered to haul the villain’s corpse to the corpse stockpile?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Urist cancels Go Insane: Too insane.

WWUD when his flailing attempts to move the dead villain raise them as a zombie instead?