Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 655018 times)

brewer bob · « **Reply #10605 on:** October 15, 2022, 07:12:41 am »

Change his personality after reflecting on having to endure clinging ghost pieces in the year 2022.

WWUD now that he accepts the magma-resistant ghostly pieces stuck on his ghostly form?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #10606 on:** October 15, 2022, 09:24:24 pm »

Go haunt his old friends

Wwud with a distinct lack of steel to make equipment?

IncompetentFortressMaker · « **Reply #10607 on:** October 15, 2022, 09:25:57 pm »

Go cry on the mayor for not having enough steel.

What would Urist McMayor do with a crying dwarf who claims to have not enough steel?

StrawBarrel · « **Reply #10608 on:** October 15, 2022, 11:09:28 pm »

Urist McMayor would thank the crying dwarf for inspiration and mandate the production of more dwarven tears.

What would Urist do to get more dwarven tears?

King Zultan · « **Reply #10609 on:** October 16, 2022, 02:09:35 am »

He'd go and punch several random dwarves in the guts until they cry.

WWUD if this didn't produce enough tears?

IncompetentFortressMaker · « **Reply #10610 on:** October 16, 2022, 12:34:09 pm »

He'd go and punch all the members of the fortress guard in the guts.

WWUD if the fortress guard was mad at him?

A_Curious_Cat · « **Reply #10611 on:** November 04, 2022, 12:03:00 am »

Punch them again.

WWUD if one of the fortress guard members punched him in the face, shattering the skull and jamming the skull through the brain?

brewer bob · « **Reply #10612 on:** November 04, 2022, 08:05:46 am »

He would be knocked unconscious and be found dead.

What would Urist McFortressGuard do when he notices that he killed the Urist he punched over and over again?

King Zultan · « **Reply #10613 on:** November 05, 2022, 02:52:38 am »

He'd be to busy being beat by other fort members to notice.

What Would Urist McFortressGuard Do now that he's in the middle of a loyalty cascade and being attacked by other members of the fort?

bloop_bleep · « **Reply #10614 on:** December 25, 2022, 11:17:47 pm »

Imitate a solemn tune on his bakuk, a bagpipe made out of crundle skin. Overall, the composition is atrocious.

WWUD when the fortress's embark window starts slowly shifting to the side tile by tile?

IncompetentFortressMaker · « **Reply #10615 on:** December 25, 2022, 11:25:43 pm »

Stare outside in shock.

WWUD when the embark window has shifted him all the way to one side (i.e., he's now right on the border)?

brewer bob · « **Reply #10616 on:** December 25, 2022, 11:55:29 pm »

Head for the newest meeting area.

WWUD if there are no meeting areas?

IncompetentFortressMaker · « **Reply #10617 on:** December 25, 2022, 11:56:09 pm »

Attempt to find the wagon.

WWUD if the wagon has been deconstructed?

A_Curious_Cat · « **Reply #10618 on:** December 26, 2022, 12:46:27 am »

Go find the mayor.

WWUD when he found the mayor?

King Zultan · « **Reply #10619 on:** December 26, 2022, 02:30:57 am »

Realize the mayor has been dead for months.

WWUD upon this realization?

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