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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 681104 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10590 on: October 04, 2022, 10:31:50 pm »
Chase them down and start punching them.

WWUD if the animal people were a tribe of lion men?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10591 on: October 05, 2022, 03:59:16 am »
He'd probably keep punching them.

WWUD after punching all the lion men to death?
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brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10592 on: October 05, 2022, 06:39:20 am »
He'd say, "I have improved my striking. No, that was not satisfying."

WWUD now that he's not satisfied?
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10593 on: October 06, 2022, 12:53:13 am »
Pray to The Dead!



WWUD if The Dead gifted him an artifact slab?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10594 on: October 07, 2022, 10:14:23 pm »
Raise the lion people as his lieutenants and conquer some shit

WWUD if the world allied against his undead army?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10595 on: October 08, 2022, 01:24:29 am »
Make a bigger army to take on the world.

WWUD if the world gathered together an even bigger army than his?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10596 on: October 08, 2022, 10:37:31 am »
Complain how the rest of the world are imperialist anti-Urist nazis.

WWUD when his complaints are ignored, his army crushed and he ends up a prisoner of the united world?

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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10597 on: October 12, 2022, 09:27:21 am »
Tantrum and punch the nearest guard.



WWUD if the guard punched him back, fracturing the skull and jamming the skull through the brain?
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10598 on: October 12, 2022, 07:46:04 pm »
Return as a Murderous Ghost.






WWUD as a Murderous Ghost?
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Fort is running at 21 FPS, the ground is having a panic attack in places, and what looks like a conga line of zombified Hungry Heads has formed on (I think) Z-level 32 of the caverns.
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10599 on: October 13, 2022, 02:16:09 am »
He'd do what murderous ghosts do and kill the most important legendary dwarf in the fort.

WWUD if a ghost killed his best friend?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10600 on: October 13, 2022, 09:23:48 am »
He'd effin murder the ghost, that's what!

WWUD now that he has ghostly intestines in his ectoplasm covered hands?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10601 on: October 14, 2022, 02:35:30 pm »
"Urist cancels clean, Overcome with horror."

WWUD if he saw another dwarf laying on the ground having a mental breakdown, coated with ectoplasm and ghost intestines?
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Quote from: Quantum Drop on September 12, 2020, 04:03:29 am
Fort is running at 21 FPS, the ground is having a panic attack in places, and what looks like a conga line of zombified Hungry Heads has formed on (I think) Z-level 32 of the caverns.
I love dwarven status reports.

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10602 on: October 14, 2022, 02:36:33 pm »
Start cleaning up the mess

How would urist clean up ectoplasmic gore?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10603 on: October 14, 2022, 02:54:15 pm »
With physicality-inducing soap, of course. This has the unfortunate side effect of covering him in ghosty pieces; he has them off the other dwarf, but now they're on him and they refuse to go away.

WWUD with clinging ghosty pieces?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10604 on: October 15, 2022, 02:28:32 am »
Go take a bath in the magma smelter to try and clean it off.

WWUD if the magma bath didn't remove the clingy ghost pieces?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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