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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 681118 times)

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10575 on: September 25, 2022, 03:35:52 am »
He'd have that dwarf jailed for wasting the fort's D supply on stupid jokes.

WWUD if people kept wasting the fort's D supply on stupid stuff?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10576 on: September 27, 2022, 01:10:13 pm »
Urist mandates the production of Ds! Sadly, the foreman is hard of hearing.

WWUD now that the fort is full of bees?
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10577 on: September 27, 2022, 09:35:39 pm »
Urist McLever-Puller cancels “Pull Lever”:  Stung by bee.



WWUD if he couldn’t get the gate closed in time and a forgotten beast made it’s way into the fort?
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10578 on: September 28, 2022, 12:28:18 am »
Watch as the beast is overcome by the swarm of deadly bees.

WWUD when the swarm escapes the fort and is unleashed on the world at large?
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10579 on: September 28, 2022, 03:29:41 am »
A dwarf in a nearby hillock will say it was inevitable, right before he's stung to death.

WWUD to try and escape the swarm of death bees? 
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10580 on: September 28, 2022, 06:40:36 am »
Climb up the nearest steep cliff.

WWUD now that he's stuck hanging on the cliff and unable to climb down on his own?
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heydude6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10581 on: September 28, 2022, 10:17:43 am »
Lose his grip and fall, but survive it. Then climb again. And fall. And climb again, and repeat ad infinitum.

WWUD if he broke his arms due to too many repeated falls and couldn’t climb anymore?
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10582 on: September 28, 2022, 12:18:56 pm »
Head down into the caverns via a nearby cave entrance.

WWUD if attacked by a swarm of forgotten bees?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

heydude6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10583 on: September 28, 2022, 03:05:47 pm »
Swat them away with his hands. The random creature generation algorithm decided to make them out of blood this time.

WWUD if he fought off a swarm of forgotten bees in a reanimating biome.
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10584 on: September 28, 2022, 08:21:21 pm »
Fight them off, again!


WWUD if the animators forgot to animate the forgotten bees?
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10585 on: September 28, 2022, 08:30:01 pm »
He'd forget about the animators.

WWUD if he forgot where he put his favorite x☼giant cave spider silk sock☼x?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10586 on: September 29, 2022, 12:25:24 am »
Go collect a new one from some dead guy in the caverns

WWUD when hes got his new sock?
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10587 on: September 29, 2022, 01:40:55 am »
Put on the sock then realize there's another sock on the opposite side of the caverns he needs to go get.

WWUD if there were hostile animal men between him and the sock?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Sky-Streamer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10588 on: September 29, 2022, 07:03:44 am »
Something very, very homicidal.

WWUD if there were very, very fearful animal men between him and the sock?
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brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10589 on: September 29, 2022, 07:52:32 am »
He would scream, "Help! Save me!" and run in the opposite direction.

WWUD if he noticed another group of fearful animal men in the direction he's running?
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