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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 681200 times)

Acomposer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10500 on: January 26, 2022, 07:09:34 pm »
Fall in a lava pit because your level dwarf opened up the trap door on the way, obviously.

WWUD if given a shot of expresso?
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10501 on: January 26, 2022, 09:10:06 pm »
Complain to the elf that gave it to him about the lack of decent drinks and work slower.

What would Urist McManager do if they noticed that everyone in the fort was working really, really, slow?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10502 on: January 27, 2022, 12:10:29 am »
Urist spikes the break room water cooler with husk ash. Now they can work 24/7!

WWUD now that he is being chased by his biased-against-life former underlings?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10503 on: January 27, 2022, 03:46:52 am »
Lock himself in his office and hide under his desk.

WWUD when he realizes this was a bad idea and now he's trapped with no way out?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10504 on: January 30, 2022, 08:13:23 pm »
Start socialising!

WWUD if he was unable to get through the door to Urist Mcdrinkspiker?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

Acomposer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10505 on: February 09, 2022, 04:30:10 am »
Begin Brooding darkly...

WWUD do once he claims a workshop?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10506 on: February 09, 2022, 05:43:21 pm »
Murder someone and turn their skin into a trinket.

Wwud if buried in a mudslide?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10507 on: February 10, 2022, 02:21:44 am »
Wake up several minutes later and discover he's trapped in a small hollow space in the mud.

WWUD to get out of this small hollow under all the mud?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Thunderforge

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10508 on: April 07, 2022, 01:38:45 pm »
Get unhappy thoughts about not having a mug until someone digs him out.

WWUD if no-one dug him out?
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klefenz

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10509 on: April 09, 2022, 08:17:39 am »
Die and debate whether to become a ghost or not because he cannot decide whether being buried by a mudslide counts as being entombed or not.

WWUD if he accidentally invented electricity?
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brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10510 on: April 10, 2022, 05:59:56 am »
Electrocute himself and die.

WWUD if he noticed the charred remains of his fellow dwarf?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10511 on: April 10, 2022, 06:48:56 am »
Urist steals Urist's invention.

WWUD now that he doesn't need to run axles everywhere to power his death traps?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10512 on: April 11, 2022, 01:53:55 am »
Put death traps everywhere in the fortress.

WWUD if the fort was suddenly filled with death traps and no where was safe from them?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10513 on: April 14, 2022, 01:44:05 am »
Create Dwarf Game, where the prize is 45.6 billion socks.

WWUD if he ended up in Dwarf Game?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10514 on: April 14, 2022, 03:01:51 am »
For challenge #1, you must build a wall to stop an aquifer from flooding your room!
Fail and be eliminated!

...are you going to sleep on the floor?
The reward is now 45.600000002 billion socks.

What would Urist #2 do in Dwarf Game?
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