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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 671819 times)

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10440 on: August 24, 2021, 03:59:37 pm »
Die.

WWUD after dying?
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

ldog

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10441 on: August 24, 2021, 05:30:22 pm »
Haunt the fortress.

What would Urist do after haunting the fortress?
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Quote from: Dirst
For example, if you wanted to check if a unit was eligible to be a politician or a car salesman, you'd first want to verify that there is no soul present...

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The more appropriate question becomes, are they awesome and dwarven enough.

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10442 on: August 25, 2021, 03:59:33 am »
Use his ghost powers to topple a statue.

What Would Ghost Urist Do after being cursed to turn into a donkey every full moon?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Magmacube_tr

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10443 on: August 27, 2021, 05:51:02 am »
Become an unstoppable killing machine made of ether when the full moon arrives.

WWDU after making the fortress crumble to its ruin?
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I must submerge myself in MAGMAAAAAAAAA! daily for 17 cents, which I detest. I also geld memes.

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brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10444 on: August 27, 2021, 03:54:04 pm »
Urist would settle at a faraway hillocks, get married and live happily ever after.

WWUD if a new fortress was founded on an inaccessible island with evil tundra as its only biome?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10445 on: September 04, 2021, 05:26:10 am »
Urist cancels live happily ever after: swimming across ocean to get to !!fun!! fort.

WWUD if the fort lacked a volcano?
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10446 on: September 04, 2021, 08:54:55 am »
Uris would make a volcano.

WWUD after making a volcano?
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10447 on: September 04, 2021, 04:44:59 pm »
Urist would get a drink.

WWUD after getting a drink?
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fatcat__25

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10448 on: September 04, 2021, 05:50:46 pm »
Retch on miasma from food left in the kitchen.


WWUD while he is disgusted by the stench?
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Quote from: Quantum Drop on September 12, 2020, 04:03:29 am
Fort is running at 21 FPS, the ground is having a panic attack in places, and what looks like a conga line of zombified Hungry Heads has formed on (I think) Z-level 32 of the caverns.
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10449 on: September 05, 2021, 03:00:23 am »
Use magma from his valcano to burn up all the miasma creating rot in the kitchen.

WWUD if his actions accidentally filled the fort with magma?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Ozarck

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10450 on: September 05, 2021, 04:40:39 am »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on July 19, 2021, 02:10:00 pm
(it only took ten years and ~700 pages :P)
((it was dull and repetitive nine years ago. I bet you could find fifty repetitions of each action on this page by now))
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10451 on: September 06, 2021, 05:22:16 am »
Flood the fortress with water to cancel it out.

Wwud about wild animals roaming the halls?
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Grand Sage

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10452 on: September 08, 2021, 04:18:37 am »
Catch them and make unarmed dwarves fight them for his enjoyment.

Wwud if one of those dwarves was his close friend?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10453 on: September 08, 2021, 09:48:49 am »
Urist would watch the animal training demonstration

WWUD upon gaining a level in animal training?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10454 on: September 08, 2021, 10:21:54 am »
Urist would say: "I have improved my animal training. No, that was not satisfying."

WWUD if the animal he trained reverts into a wild state?
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