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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682184 times)

Urist McUristUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10290 on: November 30, 2020, 03:02:31 am »
die horribly

WW Urist McSurvivor do after dying?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10291 on: November 30, 2020, 03:09:58 am »
Come back as a ghost as there was no one to bury his corps.

What Would Urist McSurvivrghost do now that he's a ghost?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Quaksna

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10292 on: November 30, 2020, 05:30:06 am »
He would scare all the socks to death, further angering Socko.

What would Urist McSurvivrghost do being persecuted by the heavenly sock police?
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Fikilili

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10293 on: December 06, 2020, 10:56:37 am »
He would say "Justice... It is ridiculous, wahahahaha" and leave.

What would Urist do to achieve world peace?
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"Military? What's that? Something to eat?"

Urist McUristUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10294 on: December 07, 2020, 08:17:06 am »
Cause an age of emptyness.

WWUD if dead?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10295 on: December 07, 2020, 09:00:22 am »
Go to the ghost tavern and drink spirits.

What Would Ghost Urist do if the tavern was out of spirits?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Fikilili

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10296 on: December 07, 2020, 09:19:32 am »
Kill another dwarf and kill the dwarves trying to make his sepulture.

What would Urist do if he saw a flying saucer?
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recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10297 on: December 07, 2020, 02:23:55 pm »
Get drafted into the Marksdwarf squad

WW Urist McMarksdwarf do?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10298 on: December 07, 2020, 08:10:26 pm »
Urist doesn't understand what these quiver things are, and tries to use his crossbow as a hammer.

WWUD if he saw Urist trying to hammer a UFO with his crossbow?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10299 on: December 08, 2020, 06:44:03 am »
Start spewing out cancellation messages as he can't reach the UFO to hit it with the crossbow.

WWUD to reach the UFO?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Fikilili

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10300 on: December 08, 2020, 08:44:21 am »
He would build a stair to it and jump on it.

WWUD upon entering the UFO?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10301 on: December 08, 2020, 09:17:46 pm »
Realize it was full of milk.

WWUD upon realizing it was a flying milk saucer, likely controlled by the cats?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10302 on: December 10, 2020, 04:19:38 pm »
Use his legendary cheesemaking skill to turn it into cheese, thwarting the evil cat agenda and saving the fortress.

Wwud if the fort wouldn't believe his story about the giant plate of cheese?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10303 on: December 10, 2020, 10:55:03 pm »
After realizing the other members of his fortress weren’t buying his line about cats being evil, Urist would drop  the plate of cheese (which was made from milk from kangaroos that he milked himself) in the middle of the tavern/dining hall.

WWUD when the cheese began emitting miasma?
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Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10304 on: December 11, 2020, 05:03:04 am »
Complain about the smell but do nothing to remove the source of it.

WWUD if the miasma was driving all the dwarves insane and only Urist had the power to do something about the miasma?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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